Gamerfood thread?

how else would you keep the grease off of your fingers? gotta keep your gamer gear clean dudes.

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salted roasted pumpkin seeds. tasty and nutritious as fuck

By not eating and gaming at the same time or washing your hands after eating crisps

>salted
>nutritious
ffs

I'm sustained by my mates, alcohol, and a ciggy.

Keeps your hands from getting greasy I guess.

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>chopsticks

Holy shit why did I never think of this?

I thought they were slavs at first, but nobody was set on fire or bleeding.

>crisps
This is an english only website

you need salt in your diet if you want to be healthy. salt isn't inherently bad for you dumbass. i watch my salt very carefully and that reflects in my food choices.

>You will never be a part of the chad hangout

I remember a Veeky Forums thread involving these. Do you have more?

>He actually eats food while gaming
>He doesn't just drink water while he games
>He's so fat he can't go more than a couple hours without shoving something in his fat mouth

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anyone have that gif of those zipperheads boiling dogs?

uma delicia

More what?

Yes.

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user, it can be full of nutritions and kill your kidneys at the same time just fine.

>tfw been biting nails for almost two decades
>out of nowhere just stopped 3 weeks ago
>little urge to start biting again
feels good

Here you go, my dude.
google.com/search?q=rpg lunches&client=ms-android-sprint-us&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:CUmvDuEq8f3BIkDYab2f_1zcyZgQqshvkP-V6slPdAPpdTrc5kTp90Mg3VeRPudgxNjg_1i0rvz2LLI6quZ58TJgs6TfKptfdHlqsEKhIJ2Gm9n_183MmYRvsnSlTpjReoqEgkEKrIb5D_1lehFV1ZgBikNafSoSCbJT3QD6XU63EVtJnXZzsXgiKhIJOZE6fdDIN1URQ8TOpU7mSGUqEgnkT7nYMTY4PxEE2z572ser2CoSCYtK789iyyOqEV3uhCIftJvSKhIJrmefEyYLOk0RvOgC2VJP9bMqEgnyqbX3R5arBBE7tqGz_1aABRg==&tbo=u&ved=0ahUKEwi-sLab3M3WAhUP_mMKHaDjAacQrnYIGw

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>couple hours
are you lost?

That might've been my thread. Did I call half-orcs mistakes or rape babies?

I suppose that would keep your hands from getting all shitted up. Never thought about it.

>come on bro let me hit you
>okay but leme take a drag of this and a swig of that
>okay bro im ready, you sure?
>ya hit me mate
>he holds back, but in the end finally knocks him down
>come on bro its gonna be okay im here for you

My sister does that and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

What's that a map of

Bourbon and black licorice and west coast filipino maoist hip-hop.
This is how you 75% rocket launcher accuracy in quake.

This is your chadhangout user

Yumma

nani the fuck

Forgotten Realms

Women in general were a mistake.

chopsticks seem unnecessary, i just use a spoon

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Yeah I remember know. You said rape babies.

That sounds pretty gay dude.

That's hot as fuck

Does that really work for chips? I do use spoons for eating things like M&M's or peanuts.

Sandwich cake is fucking delicious. Not that thing though, that is an abomination.

>coins
>elf rations
Elves are jews confirmed

fag

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sure they're already curved so they fit the spoon and if they're too big just crush it into smaller pieces

I could accept periods if it was regular blood but that extremely viscous shit is what makes it gross.

>I'm really feelin' it!

do you crush the chips like a retard

Right. Drow were the mistakes.

>swallows them whole like a duck

>if they're too big just crush it into smaller pieces
I like your way of thinking.

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you eat coins?

no u

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Those sausages, what are they?

look i don't understand how this is so hard to grasp
pick up a chip with the spoon, then put the spoon in your mouth, if it's too big poke the chip with the spoon thus breaking it in half then go to step 1

Sausages

Do they eat the coins?

why isn't lizardmen money there

The only true gamerfood.

Because they're commie bastards.

Lizards confirmed thieves; I think they just hunt for their stuff.

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Fucking Ja/ck/

why even eat chips if you're going to crush them before putting them in your mouth
just eat some potato powder
fucking apes

>A fucking rock

you don't?

Mineralfag would have an aneurysm if he saw this post.

irish are the western european equivelant to slavs

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The berries are the money

>tiefling

A FUCKING ROCK

>no halfling rations
lame!

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How do they change colour that fast after dying? What kind of mechanism is responsible for that?

>orc/half-orc : Hey, not bad.
>elf : The honeycomb looks a little slimy, but sure.
>lizard : Kill it with fire.

The only true gamerfood coming through.

that's the good shit

Not vidya. Fuck off

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Fish soup is my shit.

Honeycomb sounds nice to eat but the wax getting stuck in your teeth is no fun.

>geoff keighley's wife in a bathtub with a hooker

We Veeky Forums now.

Veeky Forums more like /cock/
also my gamerfood is cock

im scared /v/

Based mod actually moving threads instead of lazily deleting them

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