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It is no different than sriracha or ketchup.

I love ketchup on eggs

I got some tomato jelly at big lots I think it's popular in South Africa, it said breakfast like a king on it and by gum it was sure as shooting a gastronomic hootenany, I'll tell you hwat.

Correct. Only Sriracha does.

But you need something on the eggs to cover up how bad eggs taste.

t. poorfag who either never had fresh eggs or waits like a month to eat them

Bitch please, eggs just taste bad. They stink like sulfur and their texture is like fluffy jelly. I almost never eat them for this reason.

You really feel that way? In my experience, even, like, cafeteria scrambled eggs are at worst just bland. And that's pretty much the worst case scenario.

the only people who eat eggs with ketchup are people who overcook everything.

Someone I know puts ketchup on her eggs and eats her steak alarmingly rare, and I never put ketchup on my eggs but overcook every type of meat. Anecdotal, yes, but I feel you may be wrong here.

You definitely had rotten eggs.

>I'm a child and don't like eggs so I'll make them sound unnapettizing lol anyone with me?

Faggot. Should've said you dont like eggs. Nobody here is going to sympathize with you and your shit taste.

it just seems like ketchup is the go to for everything over cooked. i just made scrambled eggs with some butter on LOW heat, salt and pepper. toasted some brioche and goddamn was it good. ketchup gives flavor to the flavorless which overcooked foods often have

>Judge me

>REE NO KETCHUP ON EGGS REEEEE

>*proceeds to cover eggs in weak ass hot sauce like tobasco or franks, which is basically ketchup with a little vinegar and pepper added.*

Hi, Mr. Fieri!

only the best kind of persons put ketshun on their eggies.

That got a laugh out of me.

I've notice that a lot of really cheap grocery store eggs have a very slightly "fishy" smell and taste to them. I've got a feeling it's because a lot of farmers give their chickens fish oil or fish meal in the feed to increase the omega 3 in their eggs, but I'm no expert on chicken farming, so maybe somebody else can confirm

I dont see any huge problem with it
I'd probably do the same thing if hot dogs were the only meat in my fridge

I dont get it

sometimes i fuck up my eggs and ketchup makes it tolerable. I prefer not to use it, but like most traditional sauces ketchup is there to help you salvage a meal. Dont disparage a hammer just because you have a screw driver, ketchup is simply a tool.

I don't normally use ketchup for anything except as a component of other sauces, but I did try the omurice thing once and, actually, if you use just a very small amount of ketchup, it works pretty good. Tomato actually works well with eggs, it's just that ketchup doesn't really taste like tomato so much as acidic candy.

I do that occasionally. Does look like you went pretty heavy on the spam, and soy sauce. Probably a little too salty for my tastes.

But spam, eggs and soy sauce are generally a good combo

oo nvm, just notice those were hot dogs. disgusting

Yeah. The very best eggs I've ever had I would describe as bland. I have to leave the room whenever someone makes hardboiled or deviled eggs to avoid retching just from the smell. I can tolerate someone making scrambled eggs but I still have to fight the urge to pinch my nose. Fuck eggs.

It goes on Scrambled eggs only.

Just I love the taste of yolk with other food. Oh god I'm drooling

No, because eggs with salsa is a legitimate dish. Heard of huevos rancheros, or divorciados?

Me too. Something about the texture just doesn't feel right if I don't have anything else to swallow after eggs.

Ketchup goes on eggs.

Same, fried eggs non scrambled with the yolks broken are easier for me. Also cheese or milk inside helps. Also seltzer.
And this. Sometimes I mix ketchup and salsa together too

Agreed. Fuck ketchup on eggs. Disgusting.

I would never use ketchup on an egg but I have mixed marinara sauce with rice and used it as the filling for an omurice and it was delicious.

Guy Fieri doesn't like eggs by themselves.

Ketchup, hot sauce or salsa plus a ton of black pepper is how I eat scrambled eggs. By itself, it's pretty bland IMO.

I use salt and pepper and pic related on my scrambled eggs all the time

holondaise sauce and chilli sauce is good as FUCK with eggs. the yolk and the chilli are a very good mix
if you're poor or can't cook just use mayo instead of holondays

buebito con catsun :v

eggie with ketshun V:

yes mavi like that mavi put sauce on dem eggs mavi

dEm EgGs

Love me some Extra Hot Valentina and the fact it's .90 cents for a big ass glass bottle of it. That and Tapatio are the best poverty-tier hot sauces.

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You know what condiments go on my food? The ones I like, period.

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Thats a weird way to spell tobasco.

t. chilango

>tobasco
That's also a weird way to spell Tabasco

Serious question - is poaching eggs demon magic?

over easy runny eggs on a hamburger bun with a slice of american cheese is a pretty good tier breakfast

It's definitely not something you can eat without getting yolk all over your hands but it's fucking worth it

Explain omurice then