American Pizza

You know you can put a lot of things on pizza besides pepperoni right

Yeah but why would you?

if there is one thing flyover knows, its pizza
The most nightmarish American pizza are always from New York

Because eating the same thing over and over is boring

NY pizza is objectively the best, though.

This is something I didn't understand until I lived in the US. The US really does have the best and worst of everything. The mass-produced stuff is always crap, but you'll never fail to find something small and local that is truly amazing.

Failing that, it's easy to find the best imported stuff from all over the world here, I suppose.

Here's your stir fry on top of bread, you fat fuck. Lap it up.

t. flyover who has spent his entire life living in one place

Both flyover and new york pizza can be good or bad. I've lived in both, spent several years each in a bunch of different flyover states, and many many years in NYC, and if you pick a spot at random in either place, it's more likely to be terrible than good. Plenty of locals will call terrible pizza good because they legit don't know any better. Take pizza luce in minneapolis for instance. Huge following, awful pizza. Then again you go to NYC and people actually buy those two bros slices.

These I saved from a "local pizza" thread here.

>posts nothing but cheese and salted meat
>calls me "fat fuck" for suggesting different toppings
No need to get so upset friend!
That one looks great by the way, love me some olives + mushrooms

>Plenty of locals will call terrible pizza good because they legit don't know any better.
That's why I always take reviews around me with a grain of salt.

I live in the land of BBQ, so you can trust the locals when it comes to that, but these fat fucks wouldn't know good pizza if it slapped them in the face.

Pic related has nothing but 5 star reviews on Google, but it's nothing special.

you can do a lot of things that are actually bad ideas

>That one looks great by the way
It's clearly trash, and your opinion is trash. Get out of my thread.

Have some more bread salad, courtesy of Mehmet in Stockholm.

take a look at your own picture and give it a good think and then tell us what you learned

that one looks like someone pumped a bunch of air into a digiorno's supreme or something

muh yuropoor here, this the only one that looks decent as of yet

I learned that Veeky Forums doesn't know what good pizza looks like.

This one is the only edible looking pizza in the thread.

Get out of my thread you goddamn philistine.

wrong
THIS, is the only ok looking pizza

Time to break out the big guns.

Nah you're just a picky cunt who thinks they're a pizza snob.

New York/New Haven style pizza is great but it fails once you try to mount on too many toppings. When done right, however, you can't beat the taste of brick oven pizza.

Normal hand-tossed dough is great for stacking pizzas with tons of toppings, though. It's cheap and easy to make, and while it isn't "artisan" it's far from bad.

Chicago style is straight retarded, though. They fucked up a pizza and decided to adopt it as a regional classic to save face, but everyone can see through their dumbass ruse.

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Does anyone have any pictures of girls eating pizza?

this is cancer

Yeah but they're...legally morally objectionable.

More, you say?

It's an abomination and probably not that good unless you're a lardass who enjoys eating just hot cheese.

autism and cancer

>unless you're a lardass who enjoys eating just hot cheese.
Yep that's me.

I'm running low on pics and no one is helping me out.

>be me a few weeks ago
>take family to newly opened chicago pizzaria
>wait 45 minutes to get table
>get hammered on martinis
>finally get table
>or 'pie'
>mfw an hour and a half later, still no pie
>filled up on breads dicks and booze
>ask for check
>pay for what we consumed
>never saw faggot chicago pizza

that looks worse than a soiled diaper

Fuck I want to eat that so bad.

You're full of critique yet I don't see you posting anything.

if i post something, will that make shitty new york pizza more appealing?

No, but it will either prove or disprove that you have any idea what good pizza looks like.

Right now I have my doubts that you do.

alrightie, then. here ya go

Ook merci pour ta contribution.

ma photo est un totino, vous fagot

I know what it is, dummy. I was being sarcastic.

hi, dummy. i'm user

Shut up and post pizza, nerd.

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What is this, a pizza for ants?

Cheese on ur cheese.

i don't take orders from you. KYS

You shouldn't tell people to kill themselves. You never know if they are on the brink of suicide and your hurtful comment could be what puts them over the edge.

This looks like every public school lunch pizza ever.

Yet another co/ck/ who has no idea what good pizza looks like. I shouldn't even be surprised at this point.

I'm disappointed in all of you.

chicago*
the most nightmarish pizza is always from chicago

so far I just feel validated that American "pizza" is any good.
i understand that this is all a joke so far guys. the good American pizza will still get posted right?

disgusting, chicago needs to be wiped off the map

Guess I should call you a faggot then because it looks like you have a dick on the brink of plunging into your asshole

Why don't you post what you think is good pizza instead of jawing, faggot?

Fucking useless piece of shit.

yeah dude, european pizza is so much better!

got this pizza from a local place in london, delicious! :)

how horrifying

Fuck's sake this isn't supposed to be about putting them down. It's about elevating us.

You're not helping.

Fuck it, have a "Swedish" delicacy.

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>singapore literally on the can
hmmmmm

what's the matter user you don't like 'ope 'za?

I just wanted to post pizza.

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>go to Finland and order pizza
>receive this
Wat nou?

Ask the Russians to take you in.

The way that this is cut triggers my autism. Why cut it a fifth time?

> new york za with fresh mozzarella.jpg

The need to specify that your mozzarella is fresh should point out the issue there.

living in hawaii and they have 0 fucking pizza places. Only option is dominoes or pizza hut.

fresh mozz is we refer to mozz that's not low moisture.

So when do you post the good pizzas?

Most pizza uses low-moisture cheese. It's still "fresh" but it's not the same as the mozzarella you get that's immersed in brine when you buy it.

desu low-moisture cheese works better on American style pizzas. Unless your oven is 500+ Eurodegrees, fresh mozz just makes a slippery, watery mess.

I don't know why people say this as if its a huge tragedy. good pizza can be made at home easily.

What the fuck is that even ?! Did somebody get stabbed to death while trying to make an eggless quiche ? Revolting.

>paying attention to those insecure, America hating cucks on /int/

ITT

Get the fuck out of my thread you useless piece of shit.

Post good pizza you sack of filth or admit you suck.

220°C. Mozza di buffala. Perfect erry time.

Don't cover the entire surface with a thick layer and it'll be grand.

Im living in barracks so I only have a microwave

You have no power here.

>220°C. Mozza di buffala. Perfect erry time.
I find that hard to believe, and you're not posting anything that makes me inclined to believe it.

Chicago resident here. I only really like this one specific stuffed pizza from Bacinos in Lincoln park. Ita got spinach, sausage and mushrooms

Every pizza that I've posted has been good. It's not my fault you have shit tastes.

Someone finally contributes. Thank you, user. That looks tasty.

Here is a " ' ' ", also known as a "Full English"

Beautiful. I like my Full English with a bit more sauce.

these guys know what's up

Nice looking Ulster Fry you've got there. I prefer the Continental breakfast myself.