>i love the syrup in flan and dulce de leche
>looked up that its condensed milk
>went to the store today and bought about a dozen cans
>started eating them while lurking
>finished last can
>felt bad because i felt like maybe that was too much
>checked the little nutrition facts thingy
>recommended serving size is TWO FUCKING TEASPOONS
am i gonna go into cardiac arrest???
you should probably go to hospital
get your stomach pumped
982cal/cup
>12 x 14 oz cans
>15500 kcal total
You dead
OMAE WA MOU SHINDAERU
5 pounds of fat is equal to about the same amount of calories. Enjoy dying op
Did OP died?
sugar and lactose are pretty big to rush into blood directly in full consumed quantities you are ok for one time
but if that were small-ass fructoses you could be dead so don't drink 100 cups of fresh oj at once
>bought about a dozen cans
>started eating them
>eating condensed milk by itself
Do you eat boxes of sugarcubes in a sitting too?
In my country we drink that stuff mixed with pulled tea. Half of the mug will be condensed milk. We use it like jam over bread and paratha too.
with 100 OJ cups you would start vomiting before you could finish.
This shit is tastier than sugarcubes.
My mom used to put it over break with those coroled sprinkles and toast it in the oven.
South America?
if you boil that sweet can tho, for 4 hours
you'll end up with caramel which is incomparably superior
and if you fail to keep the can completely submerged in the water it will blow up your kitchen
f u n
Swim laps for 12 hours and you'll be fine
How fat are you to fit a dozen cans of sugared milk lard in your belly and not have it affect you
Holy fuck
Your blood sugar is probably very high right now. Honestly it's probably no worse than binging on a pile of candy or other sweets. If you're otherwise healthy, you'll probably be okay. Don't make a habit of this unless adult onset diabetes sounds like fun.
>with 100 OJ cups you would start vomiting before you could finish.
you would also just plain die from water poisoning if you could hold it in
op is kil ?
holy shit i lold hard, good work op
Do niggers do this ironically to be funny?
Probably India. Paratha is an Indian flatbread.
do americans really drink HFCS?
They are just trying to stand out. It's the same as having a purple car or something. I guess they see it as projecting confidence. Like "I can drive this ridiculous car and nobody will say anything to me about it, go ahead and try."
Yes and yet I've never heard of anyone who didn't already have diabetes dying from eating a lot of artificially sweetened food in one sitting.
Americans couldn't avoid HFCS if they tried. It's in everything. Supermarkets inject it into apples and carrots so they're more palatable.
That makes sense but at the same time it makes them look incredibly stupid
What an embarrassingly stupid post
>i love the syrup in flan
what flan uses condensed milk as a syrup?
isn't it normally a caramel made with water and sugar?
Do Americans really do this? No wonder why you shart your marts.
Yes. OP can't and doesn't know how to make a flan.
He probably doesn't even know what it is.
I like condensed milk too, but this is too much. Rip OP.
OP this sounds like the time I had an intake of 1500+mg of caffeine in a couple hours span. Shit fucked me up hard but I made it.
I highly suggest you be monitored for the next 3 days. The amount of shit you consumed is really dangerous.
I'm also downplaying this a lot, please do ensure you don't die from being a retard [spoiler]im going to do the same but with 1 can because I lack self control and that shit is tasty