Why is the patty melt the greatest sandwich ever created?
>comfy as fuck
>god-tier food
>sauteed onions
>grilled rye
>hearty ingredients
>simple to make
>regular burgers BTFO
Literally the upper echelon of the hamburger realm. If you haven't had one, consider it please.
If you hate patty melts, kindly post elsewhere for this only for lovers of delicious patty melts. Get in here pattyboys the grill's just warming up.
>fuck, we ran out of hamburger buns!
>just put the burgers on toast, w/e
what is tuna/turkey melt what is rueben
steak and steak makes a 9/10 patty melt, pic related
burgers are infinitely more satisfying
but it is a burger
no it is not
>hamburger patty
>not a hamburger
fuck off dummy
>no hamburger bun
>no hamburger condiments
even if you want to call it a hamburger you should be able to recognise that it is distinct from the hamburger i am talking about you dumb pedantic cunt.
/pattyboys/ 2017-eternity
>sees ostrich
>"hey thats not a bird. we all know birds fly."
bb bu-but it's still a bird, it has bird parts
>fuck off you pedantic cunt.
you seem well adjusted sir. check out this delucious burger.
>eating ground beef
if you tell someone to draw a hamburger they're not going to draw a patty melt. i know you're capable of recognising that a hamburger is different to a patty melt, user. the fact that you don't want to shows that your sanity is fraying at the edges.
and hamburgers are much more satisfying than patty melts.
im simply saying the patty melt is a burger and yet better than all burgers.
its the Lamborghini of hamburgers.
For me, the best hamburger is chili
The literal best food
skymeme ohio garbage
patty melt is pretty great
monte cristo is better
>posting words
Oddly I prefer patty melts with thick patties while I prefer thin regular burgers. I think the meat holds up better to the sauce/onion/rye flavor with around a 1/4-1/3lb fatter patty than otherwise.
>Eating anything that isn't reconstituted soy proteins
Pattymelt masterrace checking in
1, Whataburger
2. Waffle House
3. My patty melt
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powergap
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Everything else
love whataburger but i prefer rye.
is my fav fast food-wise
Guiltiest of pleasures
It's legit so good
rye bread or fucking kill yourselves
It was invented in California. Say thank you to California for the BASED Patty Melt.
That melted cheese covering the savory grilled onion on toasted rye is a fantastic combo with steak fries and vineger malt and a coke on ice mmm good
Doesn't have to be Skyline. Any Cincinnati chili is fucking godlike.
>sticking a burger between toast
>invented
fuck off, Calinigger
its raw senpai
I always order mine with bacon.
Ah fuck. Now i want a patty melt.
add a lil BBQ too while youre at it, whoa black betty famalam