>Trillions of stars in the observable universe. >Very high probability of other intelligent life >Some aliens likely have the urge to reproduce >There is a high probability that a completely real alien life form is masturbating while you read this post.
It is really interesting to think about. If there is intelligent life, completely oblivious to our existence, they may be wondering if they are alone in the universe as well.
Adrian Ross
that's gay dude.
Connor Wright
Why the xenohomophobia?
Asher Nelson
You know what really blows my mind?
Alien biology will likely not be too different from our own, especially if they evolve in water.
It's likely that they have DNA. Its very likely that at least some of our viruses will work on them.
That is what blows my mind.
The thing that sucks though is that religious people will use this as evidence for intelligent design.
Landon Gutierrez
Thats not evidence of design, its evidence that of all the possible replicating configurations for molecular structures, dna is the most probable.
Isaiah Wright
Nope
Jack Russell
>evidence of design
Tell that to a religious person
Nope what
Jordan Cooper
>The thing that sucks though is that religious people will use this as evidence for intelligent design. i mean if aliens don't exist they can appeal to the uniqueness of the human condition as evidence for god
if they do exist they can ambiguously appeal to intelligent design. creationists always win.
because they *know* god exists, they then only have the easy job of retroactively explaining why something is god's handiwork
Levi Adams
Nope that alien life will have DNA/be similar it could be but doesn't have to be, water isn't even a necessity
Levi Diaz
Do you find a monkey sexy ?
We evolved to find sexy something/someone who is similar to us.
If we aren't even attracted by monkeys (we are very similar to them), do you really think you will be attracted by an alien ?
Jack Gray
monkeys are retarded though and plenty of people fuck goats trust me ive been to wales
Jason Lopez
Nigger how many solvents can you think of that occur in abundance in space that can host a wide variety of molecular compositions without disintegrating them, while still having enough energy to facilitate catalysis in a reasonable timeframe.
Sure maybe aliums can rise from sand somewhere but I doubt that can happen in 14 billion years.
Juan Cooper
You fucking imbecile, where did he say that aliens are masturbating TO us?
Bentley Cook
Nice digits.
Landon Nelson
but water isn't even good it's too polar and shit some kind of alcohol could work some nebulas have a fuckton of alckie
James Wood
>water isn't even good
Water is perfect, even too perfect.It's literally an anomaly.
David Murphy
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Lucas James
You talking about ethanol?
Look at the chemical formula for ethanol.
Then tell me what happens to ethanol on an early planet.
Then look in the mirror and marvel at the retard you see
Benjamin Miller
What the fuck is your point then? What you said had no relation to the post you were replying to.
Caleb Gomez
i fucking love science!!!!!!! hell yeaH!!!!
Bentley Wood
Obviously this diagram is only a schematic example, but in the context of space it made me wonder:
Will he slingshot himself out of the argument with the help of the point, or does he have a similar charge to the point and will be deflected away from the point
Or does his argument live in a separate dimension, causing the point and him to have absolutely no interaction?
I think its one of the first two, but I wonder which.
Also, this line of philosophization is absolutely pointless.
Hudson Reed
Nvm I meant liquid methane like on some Jovian moons Either way DNA is just one ribonucleic acid chemical space is huge
James Morgan
It makes no sense, with the amount of time the universe has existed someone should have already reached the god level of science and be able to control the laws of physics at will. Maybe this omega species does exist but we perceive them as parts of nature.
Jack Kelly
Nigga YOU are the one who is totally missing the point of what OP said, and making replies that are totally unrelated to the threat topic. Don't try to turn this around on me.
Mason Richardson
We are the omega species
Brandon Williams
Too cold for rapid reactions
How broad is the spectrum really? In the end there isn't that much choice.
Chase Wood
Idk you're right about the reaction rates but biochemically things could be different maybe their planet has a lot of incoming radiation or a low pH so a different ribonucleic acid is more favourable But I still think life could exist that's not even water based
Lucas White
Sure, maybe,
But do you agree that water based is probably the fastest way to life?
I personally think that we're still a first generation planet (ie, it's extremely unlikely that another system evolved intelligent life, suffered a supernova, and transported their atomic remains to evolve new life somewhere before 5 billion years ago)
So it's quite possible that we're also the first in the galaxy, if not broader.
All this is to say, that if we encounter something soon (next billion years or so) it's likely water based, which means etc, etc.
David Butler
I never said anything about science, and I never lauded anything pertinent to pop-sci so I what is your point?
William Jones
You know what's more surprising? When aliens come here, there will be porn producers producing interstellar cuck porn. Imagine:
>a skinny green alien sat on a chair masturbating with his tentacles while a chad human fucks his alien wife with his human cock.
Luis Flores
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Dylan Green
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Julian Harris
>Very high probability of other intelligent life no
Elijah Scott
to astronomers "very high probability" is somewhere between [math]10^{-15} —10^{-18}[/math]
Matthew Hughes
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Jaxon Parker
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Camden Hill
You've got it backwards mate. Most people watch cuck porn because they self-insert into the cuck.
So instead there will be porn where Chad-alien fucks little cuck white boy's wife.
Tyler Hernandez
and she starts to CRAVE alien tentidick
Aaron Hall
No, what sucks is the high likelihood that their viruses eradicate us and ours them. Like the Europeans when they arrived here but worse. There’s billions of possible different diseases we haven’t been inoculated against. There might be some we can’t produce immunity against, period.
Julian Rivera
>>Trillions of stars in the observable universe. >>Very high probability of other intelligent life
idk, if the CMB is 13.7 billion light years away in every direction then the Earth at is the center of a spherical universe
Brandon Foster
This shit violates Global Rule 5. NSFW ban! Mods where the fuck are you at?!
Chase Williams
They definitely discovered sexual reproduction because it is an ENORMOUS evolutionary advantage, so that means they developed sex urges too. And these sex urges result in uncomfortable feelings when you don't get sex, and there are no doubt virgin aliens too. I bet there are "tfw no gf" aliens because the sex with the scarce sexual resources (female eggs in the case of humans) will always be "higher value" the the sex with the "lower value" sexual resources (male sperm in the case of humans). So analogously, there will not be any "tfw no bf" and "tfw no gf" is actually the universal mating call of NEETs everywhere, in all existences that support life
I don't feel as alone anymore
Isaiah Adams
Forget , , and Thanks for doing your duty, Mods!
Austin Cox
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Oliver Fisher
Space space dandruff, athletes foot, space rashes, space Ebola, space dengue, space diarrhea, space Black Plague, space swine flu, space chlamydia, space parasites, space gonorreah, space syphilis, and last but not least, space AIDS. I, for one, am not excited for the first contact.
Grayson Morgan
the fact that there are trillions of stars is completely irrelevant statistics if you can't tell how rare intelligent life is