Veeky Forums fags in the wild

>be new History teacher at a comfy private school
>acclimating to snobbish atmosphere: I previously taught at an underfunded suburban public school
>the faculty and student body receives me warmly --young algebra teacher is a total qt
>greet the 11th grade physics teacher
>shakes like he suffers from Parkinson's, though he's in his early thirties.
>limp, clammy handshake
>avoids eye contact
>constantly snarfing and grunting
>asks to borrow a laptop from my classroom
>returns it two hours later
>check browser history
>nothing but Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums, /int/, and Veeky Forums
>apparently refreshed an IQ thread and the "What's the worst thing a professor/teacher has ever done?" thread repeatedly during a double period class
>I show him his browser history; he strides to my desk, flips the screen over, deletes the history, and soundlessly leaves the room with the laptop
I haven't seen that laptop in three days.

lol now get the fuck out

I know it's you, Chris

who the fuck is chris

More like a teacher bullied you and took your laptop. Stay humbled.

I'm gonna need that back by 3rd period tomorrow, thanks.

Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach shitpost on Veeky Forums. It all makes sense.

>history teacher
embarrassing

>Those who can't do, teach.
Not OP. Do people actually believe this shit? Why all the hate for teachers on this god-forsaken board?

>Veeky Forums
Haha you almost got me

No, of course not. Teachers are overwhelmingly women, and we all know that women can do anything.