Post examples of CS crackpottery

Post examples of CS crackpottery.

I'll start:

> functional programming

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Stop confusing codemonkeys with actual computer scientists. Not all of us yelled "WHY DO I NEED THIS" when we took calc 1

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This. The amount of queers talking down on OOP is surprising on this board.

That's because OOP is shit. There's a reason it's not used in n high performance code like games and embedded systems like the rover.

Everything the blue guy says

>tfw want to major in cs but Veeky Forums always makes fun of them
f-fuck you guys

functional programming is actually good though

glad you said this, OP. I read a book on haskell a few years ago and decided it was retarded.

newState = someFunction(state)

there. do this and it makes testing easier because you don't have to mock everything. all the monad functor bullshit is just intellectual masturbation.

> newState = someFunction(state)

Oh my god, did you just use a VARIABLE? BLASPHEMY!!!