How risky is it to attempt to treat my own genetic disease with CRISPR? My doctors are useless and don't give a shit

Clearly.

kek

>he is actually going through with this

this should be good.

Day 5 update:

Spent most of the day trying to reverse engineer wtf this little guy actually does. Without having run actually experiments yet, I'm trying to make an educated guess about its function by looking at similar proteins and trying to reconstruct how it might have evolved, and then corroborating that with some of my symptoms (e.g. lots of flashing lights with vigorous exercise, flashes go away when holding breath/lower blood pH).

My current best guess is that it uses Ca2+ ions to facilitate F-actin remodelling, but I think there's more to it than that. I have a feeling that it also does some sort of calcium scavenging, because muscle contraction tends to release free calcium ions, and holding your breath ought to reabsorb them (plus I started drinking an assload of milk around the time this started getting bad). It's also descended from epidermal growth factor (EGF), which probably means it has some additional role in cell signalling or gene expression. I think the next few days will be pinning down what EYS does a bit better.

Will CRISPR beckon the dawn of anime catgirls?

This in all honesty is just a reflection of mass immigration into white countries. It's not showing where evolution is taking us so much as it's showing what is happening/will happen to white genetics as it is polluted with non-white genes.

>Mice have no copy of EYS, so testing is limited to fruit flies, zebrafish, and primates
>primates
may I suggest to abduct random hobos to experiment with?

I'm considering it, but I probably wouldn't want to link my identity to Veeky Forums. There's way too many underage edgelords that will go out of their way hurt you.

Also another thing to consider is that if I'm going to have to buy lab equipment, then I'm going to need funding, and that might mean investors. If I create my own prior art by hosting a blog then I might not be able to secure a patent and they won't to give me money. It fucking sucks that the only way ((they)) will let me make this is by charging insurance $100k per dose because so few people have it.

Only if I can get to them as embryos and do gene knockout.