Talk some fucking sense into me Veeky Forums

Talk some fucking sense into me Veeky Forums

I have a plunger holder similar to pic related. It's been broken for months, missing a door and you have to jimmy the plunger underneath the other door to put it away.
Anyway, today I was having a hard time getting it back in the holder so I said fuck it and just left the plunger on the floor. I walked about 3ft to the sink to wash my hands when the door violently flung open. I thought, cool, can put the plunger away now. But it also spooked the heck out of me.
I've been scratching my head trying to work out how the hell this happened, I'm too fucking stupid to come up with any reasonable explanations. Any Veeky Forumsentists have a clue?

The spring action on the door is completely broken btw, it's just a floppy loose cover.

Veeky Forums I'm scared

It was vampires.

you jest but i'm getting more spooked by the hour
please don't hurt me oh spooky plunger ghost

is this some form of advanced shitposting i'm not privy to yet

No user this is serious I can't sleep tonight

perhaps you are not ready...

Your plunger holder is clearly very angry at you if it looks like that. What have you done to offend it?

I slammed the plunger down on top of it when I was shitfaced one night

Please plunger holder gods forgive me for my sins

For real though anons, how in the fuck did this happen? Without any spring action to lift the door, how could it have possible swung open fast and hard enough to make a loud noise? Was it wind? What the fuck man

You could just throw the thing away.

I don't want to buy another, it still kind of works

It's fucking broken. You literally just said so. Stop being a cheap ass and spend $5 to get a new one. You could have scrounged up enough change, drove your ass to the store and bought a new one in the time it took you to write out your thread asking about ghosts.

>wasting money
Haunted it may be, it still holds my plunger and that's all it needs to do.

Cool. Then not only was your thread shit, but it was worthless too. Most threads on Veeky Forums are just shit. Way to go, you little over achiever, you.

Did your buttplug break today or something? Who gets this assblasted over a shitpost kek

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>posting the thumbnail
Are you gonna help me with my haunted plunger holder or not?

Probably not. But I'll keep this thread bookmarked just in case.

>this entire fucking thread

I never come to Veeky Forums, but I'm glad I did