Is this real? How could one get to this point?

Check this out:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1124329/Pictured-The-2-5lb-kidney-stone-size-coconut-surgeons-removed-mans-stomach.html

How do I avoid this?

Drink more water.

You want to per clear-ish 4 to 6 times a day.

Is that really all?

Yes

Flush the minerals out before they build up

ohbaby

watchyourcholesterol

dontdrinktoomuch

If you throw this shit in the ocean it looks normal.

what about doing gall bladder flush?

basically eat nothing all day and drink epsom salt all day, then right before laying down for bed chug olive oil. epsom salt lubes up the gall bladder, oil triggers massive squeezing/expulsion of stones.

...

endofshiftreport.com/2015/07/liver-failure-101-or-how-that-one.html

eat a high fibre diet

lemon juice

Color me intrigued.

holy shit OP
how did you get so many nugget boys is your meat sack?

Help, I'm really scared

holy shit what the fuck? We need to replace our bodies with machines ASAP.

are those pine nuts?

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Literally what I was thinking.
Fuck fembots, the feminists can have them, give me a fucking robot body

I feel a sudden urge to grab a fistful of those and munch on them.

Those two pages made me moderate myself until we can have robot bodies.

fuck you.

when reading this text, you have to keep in mind that the person writing this is a nurse who sees only the extreme cases.
while everthing written is correct, it does sound a bit excessive at times.

1 bottle of water and 1 apple a day keep nephrologist doctors away.

note:
>nephrologist is a medical doctor who specialize in kidney care and treating diseases of the kidneys.
>The term nephrologist comes from the Greek word “nephros”, which means "kidney".

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>What if you eat too much corn and you scrape your gut?
As someone who actually went through this, holy fuck by all means do NOT eat fucking corn. It's just not worth it

some part of this makes it seem like if I tried it it would fucking kill me, so I'm not going to.

well, yeah, but its still good to know in layman terms what is happening and why.

Eat a alkaline ash dite

Eat an acidic soot based dite

Dont do that lol

not this
this if carbonate stones

wtf is gut scraping?

Basically, popcorn has those sharp scales that sometimes manage to even cut your gums while chewing. Now imagine them not chewed correctly and moving down your gut.

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have a kek

eat more burgers and drink more soda

Is there anything wrong with burgers?

Fuck this makes me super uncomfortable that its making me squirm

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Bump for more interesting explanantions

did he died?

no it's the best new health food

Dialysis machines are pretty bulky

>guy i am being funny
>le xD

Not that kind of drinking, anyway.

quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/flushes.html

its actually just a neat poop chemistry demonstration. not stones

>poop
now that's a word I haven't seen in a long time

you can't be serious

Isn't it going to soften as it enters the stomach and is eaten by acid, then in the damp interior of your intestines etc?

Nope, think bits of corn stuck in poop. Mmmm

>nugget boys
>meat sack

this is the state of Veeky Forums

>saying "this is the state of Veeky Forums" in every thread

this is the state of Veeky Forums

Oh fuck. I'm drinking soda right now

the person hes talking about is probably 200kg+ land whale

>Isn't it going to soften
read

>saying "this is the state of Veeky Forums" when someone else says "this is the state of Veeky Forums"

this is the state of Veeky Forums

keto or fucking bust

FUCK carbs holy fuck

I'm glad they got the rug in focus and not any of the shit they're supposed to be taking a picture of.

Ketones are produced by breaking down fats to products which can enter the Krebs cycle though, so they're being used as reactants not waste. When your body cant use sugar it produces ketones like acetyl groups which are acidic. The part about potassium needed to run pumps is also partly inaccurate because the sodium-potassium pump doesn't bring it in to run other pumps but to control the solute concentration and voltage within the cell because both of them have a 1+ charge.

The amount of people that just went >this is the state of Veeky Forums
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Veeky Forums..

Eat an electronegative compound diet.

this isn't stackexchange or reddit retard

you have to go back

Plenty of stuff pseudo what's like buckwheat and teff. It's funny in a bad way seeing places that have superfoods shift to western grains and diets and you start to see the gradual decline.

I mean pseudo grains.

but why are there those that can drink almost a handle a day for decades and still have no issue? what is different in their livers?

i know wiki isnt a source but it says something like alcoholic liver related disease only develops in 10-20% of chronic alcoholics. arent these numbers pretty low for an issue that gets so much attention devoted to it?

It ain't easy being cheesy

Seems like its genetic. if i recall correctly, the scientists analyzed ozzy's and i think lenny's genome to see why they are (and were) so tolerant to drugs and alcohol.

Nigga pour that shit down the drain and get some motherfucking water

Hell, even juice is better than that liquid sugar shit

oh no
Much is possible in the realms of biology

check the links in the image posts. They are the source of the images.

>drink soda everyday
>still alive
According to Veeky Forumss broscience I should be on death's door.

nonsense.

>tfw i already have diabetic neuropathy on my toes
i don't want to stop drinking coca cola
wat do

This, but unironically

>i dont THINK. i have cancer yet, cuz i feel fine!
LMAO
Gulp it down goy

To add to the other user's advice, you'll know you're safe when you start to pee crystal clear urine a couple times a day.

i´m going to believe the nurse who says its possible.

She literally means gallons, right? I always bring a cup of water to bed with me.

But your body needs carbs.

it never hurts check yourself. Maybe you DO have diabetes and are still in time to not have complications. OR you are completely healthy and just had a scare.

lose the feet, get blind and die by multiple organ failure.

your body can make the carbs it needs

What if I drink nothing but water but spend most of the day dehydrated?

>Contrary to popular belief, consuming a higher amount of fat (about 35 per cent of energy) is associated with a lower risk of death compared to lower intakes. However, a diet high in carbohydrates (of more than 60 per cent of energy) is related to higher mortality, although not with the risk of cardiovascular disease.
>The research on dietary fats found that they are not associated with major cardiovascular disease, but higher fat consumption was associated with lower mortality; this was seen for all major types of fats (saturated fats, polyunsaturated fats and mono unsaturated fats), with saturated fats being associated with lower stroke risk. The researchers point out that, while this may appear surprising to some, these new results are consistent with several observational studies and randomized controlled trials conducted in Western countries during the last two decades.
>The large new study, when viewed in the context of most previous studies, questions the conventional beliefs about dietary fats and clinical outcomes, says Mahshid Dehghan, the lead author for the study and an investigator at PHRI.
>sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/08/170829091027.htm
>authoritynutrition.com/it-aint-the-fat-people/
>authoritynutrition.com/top-8-reasons-not-to-fear-saturated-fats/
>authoritynutrition.com/saturated-fat-good-or-bad/
>chriskresser.com/the-diet-heart-myth-cholesterol-and-saturated-fat-are-not-the-enemy/
>uib.no/en/node/103172
>healthline.com/nutrition/5-studies-on-saturated-fat
>bjsm.bmj.com/content/early/2017/03/31/bjsports-2016-097285
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>suppversity.blogspot.de/2014/05/bcfa-gut-health-immunity-cancer.html

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It reminds me of the shit that comes out when tonsils are squeezed.
Enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=WcYFgTyVhfo

>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Veeky Forums.
See you tomorrow.

nurses don't know shit about this.

Fucking seriously, google?

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>Hell, even juice is better than that liquid sugar shit
Actually, in most cases it's not. The amount of vitamin C you get in juice does nothing to offset the massive concentration of sugar, which can easily be higher in juice than in soda. Fruit is healthy largely because of its fiber content, which juice lacks completely.

unless you know more of this because you are a doctor or similar, i´m going to believe the person that deals with patients every day and is related to the medical community in a meaningful way.

fructose is basically alcohol to your body

skip fruit