What's your favorite bird?
What's your favorite bird?
Tyler Young
Nolan Garcia
Pigeons are objectively the superior species.
* Cute af? Check.
* Funny? Check.
* Better in understanding probability and statistics than us? Check.
* More monogamous than roasties and nignogs? Check.
* Literally sentient dinosaurs? Check.
* Produces eggs and milk? Check.
* High-profile meat? Check.
* Can fly for dozens of miles nonstop holding a heartbeat that makes us look like fragile DNAlets? Check.
* Can be trained to guide missiles into the Germans? Check.
Connor Bell
Flamingos are hard motherfuckers. Either them or nightingale, cause that's my last name
Easton Walker
flying rats? check.
Dominic Mitchell
Brody Collins
Scarlet Macaws.
Chase Brooks
Yellow cardinals are incredible
Parker Brooks
Peregrine Falcon, Fastest animal on earth and excellent hunters. There's a video that floats around on /gif/ of a peregrine diving on a duck and taking its head clean off in a 175MPH dive.
Josiah Peterson
Butcher birds and Shrike birds, they are cool dudes.
Luis Nguyen
>produces milk
excuse me what the fuck?
Ryder Bennett
Lucas Clark
well today I fucking learned I guess
Connor Martin
The early bird, because it gets the worm.
Kayden Foster
check'd and small kek
Jaxson Sanchez
Peregrine Falcon. I have a boner for speed.
Isaac Young
Big Black Cock
Elijah Wright
this but unironically
chickens make for good pets
Nathaniel Watson
Wow! This is real?!
Bentley Jenkins
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Julian Wright
The bird of /pol/
Brayden Morales
This.
I really REALLY want to splice my DNA with a crow to get that sweet sweet crow brain density.
Isaiah Bailey
I don't think you understand enough about neurobiology to understand how stupid you sound.