Foreign professors

>professor refers to every mathematical term as "this guy"

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>refers to the integrand as "she".

Ain't nobody got time to remember trivial names when there's maths to study.

>"these guys are going to get killed" when referring to variables canceling

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"Ghosts in the attic"

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>Distinguishes between the topology, subspace topology
Fucking autists ruining math.

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>studies topology

Fucking autists ruining math.

Do your professors poo in loo?
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>professor pronounces matrices as mattresses
no wonder I was so sleepy

"questions so far?"
>stares blankly into the crown

Why is she so fucking cute?

what the fuck this happens at other universities too?!!

>pronounces turbine as turban

You need it for important examples in differential geometry and functional analysis sadly.

>It is clear, no?

>professor pronounces "regarding the" as "regunda"
>entire class thinks it's some kind of new engineering term they never heard of

I had a Chinese TA who did that. I always found it funny

I would love to have a class with a professor who did all of these

Every Russian mathematician I've ever met has used the term "kill" to refer to canceling things at least once.
It's a little unnerving.

i thought it was just my one circuits professor

i use kill all the time. i think it sounds more edgy.

>Now take product. Cross term, we kill him.

please explain "ghosts in the attic" that shit keeps me up at night

he did it in reference to matrix math

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>referring to exotic mathematical objects as "creature"
>mfw I do this

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>I don't think this is a legal transformation Veeky Forums

>had professor from fucking Zimbabwe
>Stops at random points to explain some small detail anyone in the class should know at that point, like how 2^3 is 2 times 2 times 2 so it's 4 times 2 is 8. Or deriving the volume of a cylinder by showing how it's the area of a circle times the height.

>circuits professor skipping like 5 steps when solving the problem

>circuits professor going through each and every step of the algebra
>but skipping over steps during the rest of the problem

Maybe someone from a country with a language with gendered nouns?

My differential equations professor does all of these things and also makes countless metaphors when walking through concepts using llamas. The metaphors are pretty awful on a conceptual level but I think that's the point

>Refers to the Jacobian of the system as "the beast"

you think you do, but you don't.

spectral theorem maybe. it refers to the spectrum of an operator not spooks

she looks like a retard
she's pug cute, I dated a girl like that

We'll that's how you pronounce it. Look it up ya dingus.

When I teach classes and they mention that I say this I tell them that math is very violent, when things cancel we say they kill each other. I also say we have functions call Stab and annihilators.

It's pronounced tur-bine

>prof. refers to variables as "hombres" and "cucarachas"

my prof did that for integrating around 2pi and getting 0

he's half japanese

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