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He's beating God at 10-D chess for his soul right now.

That lazy cripple couldn't even get black holes right. How is he going to beat God at chess?

Go and believe over there

Willy's in Heaven

what was this guy even known for besides being a meme?

Why is there so many /pol/tards here all of a sudden?

>be stephen hawking
>dick stopped working way back in the 60s
>feels bad man
>actually can't feel anything at all
>spend decades becoming the world's foremost authority in astrophysics. Shits cash
>but when I go to the bar, no bitches want to put their tits in my face and motorboat me
>virgin 4 life
>come up with a plan
>years later
>the world is morning my death
>little do they know I'm still alive, but not for long
>my pal elon plays along, distracts the world with a cheap gimmick, a tesla in space
>little do they know there's a second payload
>I'm hurtling through space naked, with a specially designed helmet and oxygen tank.
>my body has been essentially dead since the johnson administration, so they didn't bother with heating anything but my head. It's very cheap to keep it alive.
>but millions of stem cells have been cultivating in my penis
>and 20 doses of viagra
>my spine is bent violently, I'm hurting penis first through the cosmos
>and suddenly I see it, or rather, the lack of it.
>nothing can escape the pull of a black hole, not even light
>I accept my fate and I mentally grin with anticipation
>I cannot feel it, but the world's greatest scientists have ensured me that my penis would be fully aroused for this moment
>I have accepted my fate. I am sacrificing myself for science
>The sensors in my body are relaying all the data back to CERN
>just a pale blue dot, lights years away
>finally we can answer the age-old question
>what happens when you hurl, pelvis first, towards a black hole
>and your penis enters the event horizon
>would you, for a brief fraction of a fraction of a second
>be fucking the very fabric of space-time itself?

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niec

It's only the religious /pol/tards

Made me laugh

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