Be me

>be me
>5 year old
>IQ test
>"slightly above average"
>read a lot, constantly do mentally demanding work because parents oblige me to (parents are partly Jews afaik)
>14 year old
>IQ test
>you are qualified for the gifted group (had 4-5 brightest students out of a roughly 800 people school)
>years later
>take special supplements for cognitive enhancement
>do cognitive training of many forms throughout the years
>take special cognition enhancing meds which build up gray matter
>perform self-hypnosis, self-therapy

>early 20s now
>close to the max or max out virtually every neuropsychological test

Brainlets have no excuse.

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>take special cognition enhancing meds which build up gray matter
????

Real geniuses never did any of that lame shit. I bet you're autistic and have no creative spark whatsoever.

>All of that
>Still on Veeky Forums
>Still no achievements he can brag about

>close to the max or max out virtually every neuropsychological test

>doctor is my son retarded
>yes, he maxed out the retard test

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laugh and like

What's your IQ?

>be me
>score consistently at 99 percentile
>never put in any effort in my life into anything
>my children will be the same due to superior dna

u mad?

this is basically me but i scored at 94%. still good enough to reproduce.

Well done, you've overcame the shitty environment/womb conditions your mother inflicted upon you and reached your genetic potential. pic related.

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>>take special cognition enhancing meds which build up gray matter

in what area of the brain is there this buildup of grave matter, clearly not the image sizing area

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>take special cognition enhancing meds which build up gray matter
like what?

>tfw too smart to not post thumbnails

MOTHERFUCKER

this
you're still a loser op

hey guys look at my basil ganglia
my verbal IQ is also 134

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OP, I just want you to know that I understand and appreciate this satire of Veeky Forums concerning the pointlessness of training or flexing muscles or "intelligence numbers" that you then have zero use of and contribute nothing with.

What supplements, what training, which meds, and what self-hypnosis and therapy? Give your brain gain routine.

>basal "ganglia"
>doesn't realize that is an outdated term and should be referred to as basal nuclei
>uses an image of the corpus callosum when discussing basal nuclei
>spells corpus callosum incorrectly
Is this the power of high IQ?

>be me
>hopelessly depressed and somewhat suicidal
>score in 95 percentile on tests
>never study once
>never did any homework
>never did a single book reports which constitute huge portion of grade
>barely graduate high-school
>only pass because of REALLY good test scores

Apparently my depression is genetic. Didn't learn this till I met my biological mother and the entire family is crazy as fuck and I'm literally the ONLY person in the family to graduated high school.
I would never want to pass my DNA to a child.

See These replies are the power of high autism.

Meth

>I shitpost in your thread, the single greatest achievement in entirety your live

omg, share some