Why when i skull this shit 20 minutes later i feel like going into hibernation.
WHAT THE FUCK
it fucks with your blood sugar
stop drinking it, it's fucking poison
Half in the first half hour, the rest slowly over the course of a few hours. Sip wisely and you will unlock its powers.
This
Because you have consumed so much sugar and caffeine that your body is desensitized to it.
Adrenal fatigue desu senpai
but it tastes good.
Get off my Veeky Forums.
Thanks for the Facebook science
>Facebook science
>drink 20 tablespoons of pure glucose
>whoa why do I feel like shit?
One of these cans contains 81g's of sugar.
A typical male should consume 37g's of sugar per day.
You are experiencing a sugar crash.
Stop drinking diabetes.
only virgins care about diabetes, chad's will just produce more insulin.
caffeine and blood sugar crash. I stopped drinking all caffeine and I could work for a solid 8 hours without getting tired as opposed to drinking 2 red bulls a day plus coffee just to stay away
>more insulin
You can make all the insulin you want with type 2 diabetes or pancreatic cancer.
True that. Also, you'll probably die from a car crash instead of diabetes. Drink up/smoke up, user!
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>One of these cans contains 81g's of sugar
try again sweety
Just drink black coffee instead.
I'm sroyy it's 21.75 tablespoons
?
mega is a 700ml can, the 500ml allegedly have 55g of sugar, still a diabetes bomb though
It's called reactive hypoglycemia
Possibly along with a tolerance for caffeine
Other than that maybe you're just a pussy or your genetics are shit
thats a totally, radically different can friendo
australian detected, it's spelled skol not skull
The particular drink i had has got 21g of sugar. This is with standard 150mg caffine. Not that much sugar compared to like a fanta.
was it the only thing you ingested that day?
No, i drunk it at like 11pm.
well then it obviously wasn't the only sugar you took in that day.
once you go even 20g over reasonable daily dose, your blood sugar shoots up and your body goes apeshit trying to cull it
that's called sugar crash
Does having excess sugar have an effect on the 150mg of caffine?
B12 In the form of cyanocobalamin isn't really metabolizable by the human body. B12 I think is said to give you energy, but in its synthetic form the body can't really use it.
>tablespoon
thanks for the facebook unit of measurement
it's true that you don't need cutlery if all you eat is shit
Tablespoons are an okay unit of measurement
the absolute state of Veeky Forums
It's a standardized unit of measurement so whats your problem
meant for
>1 tablespoon is 14,7868ml
yeah nice standard you have there friendo
Is eating a burrito more effective than energy drinks?
try bananas
>1 mL is 0.0677 tbsp
nice standard you have there loser.
I live in a country where a tablespoon is 15 ml, a teaspoon is 5 ml, a spicemeasure is 1 ml, a coffe cup is 150 ml and a glass is 200 ml
Try living in a civilized country that has standardized everything
tablespoon is a unit of measurement, containing 15mg distilled water or 20mg syrup. It has been used for 100's of years in pharmacology. Like knots for distance measurement
Have you ever actually cooked anything that requires a recipe? Here where i live huge majority of recipes have salt, spices and other powdery minor baking and cooking substances measured in tea/tablespoons. Especially if you buy actual printed books, they ARE the standard of measurement.
>when the euro is such a shiteater it uses , instead of .
>implying a tablespoon is accurate
maybe if you level it out with some kind of string or shit
Oh wait, I have at least 3 different sized table spoons in my home
>Clearly cells can't become insulin resistant!
Redbull > Monster (trash american energy drink)
Try sugar free flavors
I drink monster energy drink ZERO
so there is no sugar. Fuck u guys
huh?
why are you guys saying there is a lot of sugar?
It really isn't much different from most other soft drinks, but it really is a lot, compared to the recommended amount.
One can of that stuff already takes you over the recommended limit.
guys, but what if I drink the zero sugar one, is everything okay?
Medfag here. Drowsiness or sleepiness after consuming a big meal or sugary products can be a sign of developing type II diabetes mellitus.
drinking a sucrose solution is not the same as eating sucrose with a meal
enjoy your diabetes everyone drinking this and other soda
medfag, what if
that depends on what sugar substitute it uses, definitely less harmful than one with sugar, but not necessarily harmless
? plz doc i dont want to die
huh? it uses only one gram of erythritol?
does it even taste sweet?
erythritol is safe but one gram should barely have any taste
A can or a bottle once in a while is ok. If you have a healthy diet and exercise enough, you lower your risk for metabolic diseases.
well, it tastes good. alright, I'll try to keep it max 2 peer week just in case
Kiddo, that's 100 grams. A typical can has about 450 grams. Take that suger and 4x it.
ok but not if it's zero sugar, right?
>not drinking zero carb rockstar
>160mg of caffeine with no sugar
All you have to worry about is the 200mg of salt and assuming you don't eat like shit that will probably be the most salt you get in a "single serving" that day.
The sugar intake gives you a rush feeling almost immediately, sating thoughts of it being a placebo.
The caffeine intake takes longer to reach effectiveness.
Downing a can in one go gives you a massive sugar spike without any time for the caffeine to hit your CNS.
Everything else in those drinks is almost pure bullshit - Vitamin B supplements are rarely necessary in a modern nation's diet, and the one (B6?) that may be lacking only effects how quickly your guts process food. Taurine and powdered ginseng and panax root and a dozen other ingrediants are either in amounts too small to give their medicinal benefit or total bullshit.
Energy drinks and "testosterone boosters" are the same type of bullshit, and how they are used (basically as a caffeine supplement, but loaded with sugar) leads to hazardous risks.
>but loaded with sugar
ok but if it's zero sugar it's ok?
A tablespoon is 1/2 a fluid ounce
A teaspoon is 1/3rd a TBSP, or a TSP is 1/6 a fl.oz.
Unless you live in Australia, all TBSP and all TSP have the same volume regardless of shape.
Nobody is talking about any 0-sugar energy drinks in this thread. OP wasn't talking about a 0-sugar drink. Take away the sugar and you're left with an expensive bad tasting caffeine drink with a bunch of bullshit placebo.
>also you can suck my dick faggot
I had some energy drinks that have no sugar or caffeine, only russian ginseng and maca and vitamines and they definitively gave me a feverish sort of energy. You can tell they're not good for you, but it can be useful when you don't feel like drinking coffee and have exams the next day.
same, except i'm drowsy but with a racing heart now and subsequent crippling anxiety over my health
>thread about Monster brand
>M-m-my Russian placebo drink works too!
E.A.T. A. D.I.C.K. P.H.A.G.G.O.T.
why the autism?
Energy drinks are a waste of money and you're dumb as a fucking rock.
spoken like a true monster energy fan
it worked though
I don't mind spending 2 bucks twice a year or so
Sip.
>placebo effect
not really
yah huh
you might think you're correct but that's simply the placebo effect
ok so what I got from you medfags is that
monster energy drink is bad if sugar
if ZERO sugar then it's gud.
ok I can drink my monster ZERO at peace now
ok?
okay?
Fuck off newfag. You don't have a Veeky Forums.
no stupid
why???
Monster makes my hear race
Because it gjve you heart attacc
coffee too?
Yep
Hello my bame Sanjay I get heart attacking from Monster do not drink avoid
ditch that shit and have coffee
or better energy drinks
>better energy drinks
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>skull this shit
ITT: A bunch of fat asses who are pretending to care about their health
Cutting yourself for attention isn't going to make your parents marry again.
Why in God's name would you do that to yourself. There are so many illegal drugs that are funner and healthier
>skull this shit
Wtf is this terminology?
You flood your blood stream with sugar.
Body releases insulin hormone to tell cells to open up and accept sugar
Unfortunately too much insulin was released, cells absorb too much sugar
Low blood sugar makes you tired
I think thats the gyst of feeling tired after blood sugar spikes.
As said, don't drink this, or anything similar. Its absolutely horrible for you and anyone who consumes this shit is an imbecile. Rots your teeth, affects your brain, the sugar substitutes probably destroy your kidneys, gut flora, they can trigger diabetes, just an awful product.
We need education on this garbage in school so these products are recognized by all as the poison that they are, or at least so non-retards learn early how horrible they are.
Your body will work will without stimulants if you treat it right, you dont need this shit.
Because it has so much random bullshit in it that we have not adapted to consume.
time.com
Wait how did you know that I cut myself? And that my parents are separated?