Rate me famalam

This is my life right now, it's almost midnight and I just cooked this shit:
>80% ketchup
>5% ginger sriracha
>10% hot bbq
>5% medium hot chipotle sauce
doing tendies in style B)
who else woke af

>melted lollipop
>chocolate chips on blanket

How fucking high are you?

>hot bbq
Tells us nothing. What kind?

This

Why isn't the sauce mixed? How did you even think to make that sauce and why are you eating lays, a lollipop, several plain chocolate chips and tendies together with that weird sauce? Why are you eating on your bed? Why did you consciously decide to take a picture of this weird shit and make this thread?
Are you okay? Do you need to call some relatives cuz you injected too much weed into your bloodstream?
The fuck.

The lollipop must be from Halloween and he found it in his pocket.

put a sheet on your mattress you fucking savage

>and I just cooked this shit

Your brain?

Rufus Teague Touch o Heat
mixed after I took the pic
>they don't know what caramel apple pops are
Do you guys even have halloween or do you live in 3rd world shitholes

>No sheets on the mattress
>Chocolate chips not on the plate
>Tendies don't even look properly cooked
>The fucking sauce couldn't even be mixed
>Lay's
Is this what depression looks like?

That was month ago and non melted lollipops are on clearance at the stores. Why did you save this one? How much better is your weed than mine you fucking savage?

I've literally never done any drug other than alcohol a couple of times
>16 days = 1 month
yeah okay guy good math there
It's not melted it's fucking caramel. Tootsie is a bargain bin company that cant afford decent label printers so it's faded half the time, you guys are overreacting
Yes. Not a day goes by that I don't unironically consider suicide

huff paint and read The Road, it'll take you 6 months

>added that picture.
Goddammit now I have to delete it. Hold on

>he thinks the tendies eater doesn't have Veeky Forums X

Hey OP, got any recipes for baked brain?

Yeah come to think of it I probably just ruined it.

I was just experimenting to see if you would defend your single piece of candy, carry on.

I'm not gonna say this doesn't belong here because it is food, but putting frozen tendies in the oven does not count as cooking.

>Do you guys even have halloween or do you live in 3rd world shitholes
If he lived in a third world shithole, he'd probably be your neighbor.

yeah Kansas City area is pretty gay ngl

not bad OP, not bad at all. Those kisses will make for a great dessert.

I have to wait to eat real food til I cook dinner, so this is what my lunch looks like if I have one.

what the fuck am i actually looking at

canned smoked oysters and club crackers with hot sauce. i don't eat the mustard that's someone else.