How do i heat up this frozen soup in a plastic tub faster than over a pot of boiling water? i don't have a microwave

how do i heat up this frozen soup in a plastic tub faster than over a pot of boiling water? i don't have a microwave

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Just put it in the fridge yesterday.

keep it there but blow on it a bunch
or set a fan maybe
do you have a lighter or blowtorch?

let's not fuck with timelines, that's best left to professionals
this kid clearly has no idea what he's doing

how would YOU heat the frozen soup then smartass

i have matches

Take a hot shower with it.

Blow dryer

genius but it's 1.27am and i have flat mates

heres what you do

first, you use a knife to scrape, wedge and lever out the soup block into a pot. saw it in half if needed to fit. then you slowly melt it on the lowest heat until its more liquid then ice. then you put it on a low medium heat until its melted, then crank the temp up until its at a desirable eating temperature

its not hard to do, are you a woman? you must be considering this basic process is out of your grasp

Eat something else, go to bed, and learn to plan your meals out from now on, you dummy

idiot it's frozen into the box
are you a woman?

>put lid back on
>run under hot water for 20 minutes
>stare at the wall wondering where it all went wrong while you wait

:(

Go to bed.

At work we get 5 gallon buckets with concrete and sometimes it hardens when someone is a retard. We hit the sides with a hammer until it's broken free and the bucket shaped concrete block falls out.

I am certain you can do this with ice.

idiot, you can wedge it out. holy shit how incompetent are you?

im certain this woman cannot, she seems to be to fucking retarded to grasp basic concepts

lmao wedge it out

go home you fucking virgin

OP do you get disability allowance? You should look into it you might be eligible.

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dont get mad op, just because you are to fucking stupid to understand basic physics, or lack the strength or get it out, doesnt mean im not fucking your mother on the reg, kid

wtf is this supposed to mean

it means that just because you arent capable of understanding how to remove your shitty frozen meal from a plastic container, that i am not having sexual intercourse with your mother at regular intervals

OP is bad and he should feel bad

what the fuck are you talking about

i feel good

im talking about how stupid you are and how im fucking your mother

damn you are fucking retarded...

you shouldnt feel good

>run hot water over the sides
>plop out of container onto cuttinboard
>saw into pieces
This is still gonna take awhile

So are you going to tell us how you got it out, numbnuts?

continued to heat it over the pot of water
delicious

I hope this thread gets deleted you useless sack of shit.

sorry you don't have soup too grumpy