I'm about to eat these

>I'm about to eat these
What has my life come to?

looks fine. put some pants on you nogoodnik.

What the fuck even are those?

They are white castle microwave burgers.

Your life has come to have a nice snack.
Just make sure your microwave isn't shit, I violently puked because of these being under cooked once.

>microwave
Everyone knows you steam them.

>I'm about to eat
Already better off than a big chunk of the world

This tbqh. Better microwave food than sand and rocks.

these are decent desu.

I tried these once when I was at a hotel with my friend, fucking puked that night and couldn't sleep.

Would not recommend.

What's up with all the delicate soyboys posting now?

>What has my life come to?

Projectile diarrhea, apparently.
With a lovely rotten onion aroma, too!

Despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

yes. Have you not read the reheating instructions on the package?

Bruh you should just make em from scratch by buying a pound of ground beef and a couple of packages of kings Hawaiian rolls

While I agree with your post, I think the whole point of frozen sliders is so you can be a lazy piece of shit by just slipping something into the microwave instead of cooking.

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard that expression

I used to eat these often, but I got burned out on them so hard

I'd eat 2 at a time with a soda and that was enough for me

the pride of new jersey

Utica, noooo, it's an Albany expression

Mommy made these one night by nuking them in the microwave and I had stomach pains like a motherfucker. Regurgitated all the shit from the previous day