Tonight we make a holiday feast

Ok so on the menu today we have

Slow roasted pork tamales
Turkey roulade
Peanut butter and jello cake

were white they scoff at us if we so much as try to get help

Fuck off soyboy faggot

will there be spam in the roulade
i'm very excited

>Jellow
>jalapenos
>spam
>5 gallon bucket of kikoman sauce

Op no... don't do this

>peanut butter and jello cake

From your BUCKET of so sauce I'm assuming you are asian and Asians don't do Thanksgiving.

We have a special holiday guest :)

you're a week and a half early
did you make a big score or something?

Sure thing user!

what is legal bankruptcy?
DT had that way before the soyboy meme
he is immune to moobs

>Early
Nigga he's celebrating the American tradition of eating a shit load of food

Please treat kitty nicely!

Ok lets make this cake first

Oh please god not again

>5 gallon bucket of soy sauce
>meow mix
don't disappoint me, OP.

how does it get along with your dog

only the dead can know peace from dinotendies

he always posts around the first of the month
"nigga"

Lol this stupid fucking blog again? You know they have a website for shitty blog like threads, and it's called reddit

i was worried it would only be in the tamales i am extremely happy

i wish i could join you for this meal

where's the peanut butter dino?

I tried for years to convince him to just fucking declare bankruptcy

but no

the whole family must be underweight instead

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Is that a fucking katana?

>cat food and a bucket of soy sauce
Proceed with care

Soda cake nice. Just like the Irish do.

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what the fuck is the thing with the pink handle on the left? is that the noose for when OP kills himself?

Abortion wrench

its his beautiful whisk

Just in time! O_O

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>stuffing mix

Cut your nails

the thumbnail looks groomed on the right side

do you get your nails done dinofriend

Pleb couldn't even spring for Stove Top

It's one of the easiest things to make buying it boxed is lazy

stuffing arguably involves the most work if you actually make your own bread for it, aside from prepping a larger-end non-processed turkey

if you don't then you should not make stuffing and learn to make bread

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Bird still frozen.

i hope you're not gonna f up a turkey just for our amusement, friend

>cheez whiz

it's coming for us

We cakin

I just go to a bakery for bread

why does the ketchup look more like blood than ketchup?

>6.5 pounds of cheez whiz

Oh boy, oh boy!

There's no drinks in the fridge

Why is it in the fridge? Who wants cold ketchup?

Q: Do I need to refrigerate Ketchup?

A: Because of its natural acidity, Heinz® Ketchup is shelf-stable. However, its stability after opening can be affected by storage conditions. We recommend that this product, like any processed food, be refrigerated after opening. Refrigeration will maintain the best product quality after opening.

stuffing would then certainly not be the hardest to make and that is certainly wiser than using storebought

Probably weird but I actually prefer my ketchup cold.

It's recommended that you refrigerate ketchup after you open it but if you just grab a bunch of ketchup packets from a fast-food restaurant you don't have to worry

Is that an improvised whisk with paint on it?

oh fuck I made into a DT thread b4 its over praise kek

>nearly 7 pounds of cheez whiz
please don't tell me you're going to frost the cake with cheez whiz

That is a raggedy muffin.

Nice!

>tfw you will never whip up culinary abominations with your gutter cats in your murder shack

this is the most thanksgiving that I am going to get this year and I love it! Tomorrow the whole senpai has decided to not do turkey and the fixin's but to have grits and grillades instead. no pie, no funfetti Alzheimer cake, no 5 gal bucket of soy sauce. ty DT for warming my holiday

boi im going by my mamas tomorrow i waas not going to but she is a bitch or i meant because she is a bitch but, she has my cat that looks exactli like the cate in the picture, and she has him, also your floor looks like my floorin my kithcek it's a sad room

you started holiday drinking early, cheers, user. Your mom is cooking on Veeky Forums!

this actually looks pretty good

yessssss

Why do you give him money then?

Bump

I don't give him money he just can't afford to give me money

I want the bird

cute

have it
take it
take me

try defrosting it in the microwave

don't listen to him it makes mustard gas

you can thaw it in your sink/bathtub/a cooler

it's best to soak it in brine. cover it in water and put about two cups of salt in there. it's gonna take a while

>>Not using Pepper Flakes and A1 sauce

Try it

thats a cute timer man

how to quick thaw birb

>get room temp water
>put birb in
>replace water when cold
>check every 30 minutes for thawing
>cook as soon as thaw

see that doesn't sound like bad advice but considering the nature of this thread i'm not sure

>that giant tub of soy sauce holding the microwave up
Why?

Holy shit is that Pat from Two Best Friends Play and Peach Saliva's cat Elmo?

>absolutely fuck all in the fridge except a bag of cheez whiz
For what purpose.

D-don't cook it

>Reading the thread and realizing this is the first DinoTendies thread for a lot of people
Strap in lads

This is the first time I've ever visited Veeky Forums. What am I in for?

Someone post the screencaps

>mom is making deviled eggs
>used entire jar of mayo
>cornbread but not the jalapeno kind
>older brother is planning to jack off into the stuffing again

Join in with him, that's some quality familial bonding right there.

>soy sauce
>any soy whatsoever
lmao

what do you think the cheez whiz is for?