Turkey

We missed you DT. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for a table spread pic

you really did put the spam in it

thanks DT i love you

Sew

What the fuck man

Thats bretty smort idee

No cheese?

Nice

Pan hot
Butter

>Using a #8 needle when a #11 would sufficed
Amateur

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this actually sounds and looks nice

degenerate at best but delicious

Neat!

You are definitely the most creative cook I've seen post OC on here.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2zdkVf70M

I stopped posting and it went into the archive. Mods have been nice about not deleting these threads.

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ON THE TOP LEFT BURNER???

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Last meal he was heating cheeze whiz and water in a fishbowl and it cracked, the cheese basically cemented the bottom of the bowl to the burner.

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You really must not have a lot going on in your life. Did you think you'd become some Veeky Forums famous meme machine or something?

You try too hard. People just think you're an autistic attention whore. There is nothing worse than a trip pandering for (you)'s.

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don't listen to him chef tendies.. i wanna see how this pans out..

Shouldn't you be making a mc chicken thread right now?

>taped-up table leg

Aside from the cake, it legitimately looks good.
Nice.

discord.gg/HVgCQf

Share food

The cake looks a little off because i have been eating it. Well ok it didnt look right from the start but it was pretty good

So what i made was
Turkey roulade
Spam arepas
Peanut butter and jello cake.

The arepas was the only thing i really didnt care for. But the rest of it was actually really good.

(you)

I like this picture

Its all yours friend

>t. newfag

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look at this cancer trying to metastasis

See, this is where you have created something beyond.
A piomeer in the medium of food seamstresstry.

RIP in pieces dignity

That's actually delicious.

good thread

until this stupid retard had to post

thanks lori

I'm a NEET but my parents are middle class and can support me so I take comfort in knowing as long as I behave until they die I have a solid 10-20 more years of NEETing before my life goes full gutter. I dunno how much of this posting is LARP but I doubt this guy is rich or something.

Nobody cares what you think, not in real life and definitely not posted anonymously online.

Put my dog in screencap

kys

She's a beauty

put some fucking onions in it faggot

He's adorable. any story?

Yeah and fuck you too user, not like the people watching this kind of shit aren't taking it seriously and are also sad pieces of shit with no morals or friends to laugh about Veeky Forums memes with.
y-you j-jerk
Nice samefag, it'd be convincing if you weren't such obvious waste of flesh.

We really should have unique thread IDs on every board.

(user please dont take the bait)

You're embarrassing yourself.

I found it in my basement

Brilliant

Have you gained its trust yet?

>spam

DINOTENDIES POST THE CAT AHHH

well this is technically a cook along. if they deleted your threads they'd have to delete all cook along threads.

Cats?

it's formica, shithead
there's no tiles and benches are for sitting
in america anyway

Cute!

fugg

sassy trips

fuck this thread I fucking hate you dino tendies make some food for fucks sake

>living in a 3rd world shithole

Did you feed the cat?

Have they become friends yet?

>hating a cooking thread on Veeky Forums

wow

It isn't the thread he hates. It's the tripfagging. Tripfags need to go back to their containment site.

I fucken swear

>framed wendys bag

For an after dinner treat I think I might kill myself

It needed to be said.

Don't do it, we all love you.

you fucking idiot. he doesn't have the trip code. its not the real dinotendies.

These threads are cancer

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Agreed, I'm also glad that fat retard with the dollar bill doesn't post anymore

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I like this.. going to use it in many of my cooking adventures.

OP was surely NOT a faggot today. enjoy.

Turkey tendie

Turkey
Cat

It actually held together really well through cooking

these and dickered threads are the only thing worth seeing on Veeky Forums the rest are just shitty memes

There sure are a lot of people in this thread who have never seen a meat log sewn together before.

Do you have a job?

Do you?

he didn't tripfag at first... but tripfagging in this circumstance actually makes sense since he's OP. 90%+ of tripfagging is from selfimportant attentionwhores usually in cancerous generals where they jerk each other off like it's some sort of old vbulletin forum

no

This is actually amazing. Well done man, glad you enjoyed it