I need help. I'm at the end of my rope

I need help. I'm at the end of my rope.

My girlfriend isn't necessarily a health freak, but she chews the fuck out of me whenever I go out and eat a 12 box from Taco Bell in one sitting. We've had big fights about this in the past. I HATE fruits and vegetables (aside from apples/bananas and carrots/peas (and corn wherever the fuck that fits)).

A good meal for me is something with a quarter pound of meat with cooked carrots, mashed potatoes, and corn.

Aside from the fruit/veggie hate, everything else is on the table for consumption. Even fucking organs and whatever else.

I need help. Ideas for recipes. Breakfast/lunch/dinner. I just want to save my relationship.

>I HATE fruits and vegetables
Have you come out to your friends and family about your homosexuality? I'm sure they'll be supportive.

Just make a curry or stew or something with meat carrots, potatoes, onions and garlic. How have you lived this long without being squashed Jesus.

>I just want to save my relationship.
You can't. You're not going to change your tastes at this point in your life. You'll never be the man your girlfriend wants, so do both of you a favor and break it off.

Hating all fruits and veggies? You sound like a massive tool. What the fuck is there to hate about ALL of them? I can understand not liking some of them, but hating all of them is just pure retardation.
Also, you keep eating like that, you're gonna get fat sooner than later.

Eating twelve tacos in one sitting isn't something you should do regularly, or really ever.

>I HATE fruits and vegetables
I've got a recipe for you : a large cock salad. You considering how much of a faggot manchild you are

Is that a thing? Every queer guy I've been with will at least eat fruits and vegetables someone else places before them.

There is literally no reason to eat fruit or vegetables.

Those are mainly composed of: sugar (fructose), fiber, water, minerals and vitamins.

All of those things can be received with other kinds of food or even multivitamin pills and the less fructose you eat, the better your liver is off.

Tell the fruit soyboys to fuck right off.

Damn OP your girl found your thread
eat what you want OP kick that girl to the curb if she gives you shit for eating tacos

>vegetables are mostly fructose
>pill vitamins absorbed the same as dietary nutritional vitamins
wewest of lads

>I hate fruit and vegetable

The cry of the brainlet

your relationship is probably over. if you really want to chance it has to be because you want to do it for yourself, not for some dumb whore. good luck fuckface.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news friend but corn potatoes and carrots are all vegetables

hmmm boiled carrots yummmmmy but too spicy

I think people like you should be curbstomped

Nah senpai corn is a grain

There is literally no reason to have a girlfriend

...

fuck you

Fuck off

>I need help.
kys desu

OP again.

All today was a huge argument with my girl. Things blew up after the whole health tomfuckery, and we let each other be alone for the night after she mentioned it might be better for the both of us in the long run to split.

I need those recipes fast, Veeky Forums. Give me recipes.

i r8 that b8 2/8

The question is how fat are you OP? I get bothered by my girlfriend snacking and eating unhealthy shit because she is chubby already.

idiot

Taco bowls, homemade and healthier. Stir fry with chicken, julienned carrots, baby corn and sugar snap pea pods. Vary the meats and try different sauces. Make a pad Thai. Jambalaya with red pepper flakes instead of using red bell peppers. Sushi with meats and sauce. Burgers and fries. Chicken sandwiches. Full English breakfast minus the tomatoes. Roasted potatoes with different seasonings. Cayenne works well. Pizza. Pasta of any type, cheese tortellini, carbonara, spaghetti, pesto cavatappi with parmesan, you name it. Top with some grilled meats if you want. Chili.
Be creative

just fucking hit her if she gives you lip

Hey bud. Taste buds change over time. Maybe you should give things another go? It's like I always say "I always try anything thrice then i know if its nice"

I'll grab an image of some great meals and upload it later

Best,
Michael-Allen

>Bro you want to protect your liver, so put down those natural foodstuffs and take all these pills that will damage your liver over time

0/100

You know what you have to do, kill her. It’s the only way.

he could change his tastes if he stops eating for a week or 2. he would be be fucking glad for some tasty salted broccoli then.

I'm only ~240. I'm 6'1" with a mildly slim body and some flab on my stomach and thighs.

That’s pretty big my man. You should be closer to 210

I've got a wicked dad bod. Isn't that the fad nowadays?

That's a meme, you're a fat bitch and are going to lose your girlfriend because you can't stop eating tacos.

The thing is like, I *can* stop eating that shit. I did for a while and started cooking for myself, but even then she still got on my ass for "cooking unhealthily"

So at this point I don't know what's healthy and what's not.

I mean you seem like apicky eater so change that. Also change gfs if she has a grudge against tb

Tacos are like the sliders of Mexican food.

Not chancing it

Sounds like your girlfriend is going to make a better man out of you. Wife her.

How much do you weigh?

asshole

This guy knows what's up.

Everyone should have a healthy tolerance for one another's guilty pleasures, but if anything with chlorophyll makes you gag, to me you are on the same level as a someone who always eats chicken tendies and nothing else. The lowest of the low.

Eat her ass

So what care what else you eat as long as you keep doing that

>6'1
>~240
>Mildly slim
Bull fucking shit, you are fat and your girlfriend is tired of dating a fatass that has no self control around a box of tacos.

How about you take some responsibility for your own health and find out what's healthy and what's not for yourself you lazy bastard. Do some research.

I have, man. I watched my calories and fat intake for a few weeks, and my girl still wasn't happy with it. I made a lot of curry and lighter meat stuff, but I can't seem to find a good balance. That's why I'm here asking for help, boss. This is my research, in a way.

eating 12 taco bell tacos at once isn't about whether you like veggies, that's just binging calories

you need to take a look at your mental and emotional relationship with food

Then you fucking suck at research.
Not only are you fat, you're also stupid.

this

you are factually wrong lol

shut up bitch

In other news, the world is round.

I figured I could get some help out of posting here--which I have. There were one or two which helped a bit.

And if not help, a laugh. Thank you, god bless.

Grow up and eat like someone that cares about himself, nigger.
If you can't even take care of yourself properly how the fuck are you gonna be able to take care of a girlfriend or ultimately a child? That's why you're girlfriend yells at you. Holy fuck I hate how autistic people on this site can be.

Just find a girl that doesn't give a shit about her diet.
You guys can get matching insulin pumps for your anniversary.

>mildly slim
There's no such thing.
I'm 6ft 210 and there's nothing slim about me.

*but I don't care about myself*

Then why would you expect anyone to want to be around you for long?
I'm siding with your girlfriend on this one, might be best if she moved on.

OP is clearly a fatty and it sounds like his GF could do better

>ca
I hate you

Fuck you

>but she chews the fuck out of me whenever I go out and eat a 12 box from Taco Bell in one sitting.

that's fucking disgusting, at least binge on something tasty

Jokes on you, my mother died in a car crash 10 years ago.

Its too late. Shes already on her way to go fuck brad from the health food store. He understands her.

>opened image because I love pikmin
>playing on my vulnerabilities

fuck you

EASY ANSWER!! DUMB THE BITCH ,, EAT WHAT EVER YOU WANT ,, AND USE THE SAVED MONEY AND GET 1 - 2 ESCORTS A MONTH :) ---------- ENJOY!

*DUMP

Fuck you

for (you)

6'1 at 180lbs and I have small love handles and no visible abs anymore.
In the pic I am 6'1 and 170, No way you are "slim" at the same height with an extra 70 lbs on you.

The lowest caloric taco at taco hell is 160.
12 x 160 = 1920 cal for a single meal that you probably ate after dark and within 4 hours of going to sleep. And I doubt you drank water with it, so slap on another few hundred dead calories for shits and giggles.

Stop drinking anything but water.

Look up keto diet and attempt to move your daily intake in a lower carb direction without any goal of ever achieving ketosis

Learn about macros (eat less carbs, get good fats in you like fish, nuts, and avocado), and learn how shit food like taco bell and mc donalds fit into your macros, so you can 'cheat' occasionally without completely falling off the wagon.

Fucking eat smaller portions and move more. You know 12 tacos is binging, your (soon to be ex) gf isn't pissed you at 12 tacos, she is probably pissed you are trying to gaslight her (as well as yourself) into thinking that behavior is normal or ok. Talk to a counselor about your unhealthy relationship with food.

The more you give up and give in the more you'll regret it.