HELLO?
ILL HAVE UH UH A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO KETCHUP
AND ILL ALSO HAVE
UH UH A CHICKEN SANDWICH
WITH NO...TOMATO!
AND UH...UH WITH EXTRA MAYONAISE!
UH...AND UH SOME ONION RINGS...WITH NO SALT
I ALSO WANT A LARGE ORANGE SODA
WITH NO ICE
DID YOU GET ALL THAT?
Uhhhhh no
yousaidyouwantanumberoneholdtheketchupanumbertwoholdthetomatowithextramayoasideofonionringsholdthesaltandalargefantanoice
Will that complete your order?
...
people who order rudely are scum
starting your order by just blurting out "I want..." or "Give me..." makes you scum.
The acceptable way to begin an order is "[greeting], could i have..." or "could i please have..."
>"G-good afternoon, can I please get a number 2 with a large fry and a smoothie?"
>"T-thank you. Here's the money. I don't need the change."
>"Thank you... Have a nice day... Y-you too."
My autism is insurmountable.
Go away. We're, like, closed or something.
>sir I've been wage slaving here at burger corp for five years, making and serving burgers....can I get uhh a raise?
>ah ah ah wagie, you should have said please, try again next decade :^)
>"[greeting], could i have..." or "could i please have..."
This is entirely too much formality for a gat damn drive-thru, and incorrect besides.
"Please may I have" is asking permission, like begging mum for sweets before dinner.
A customer doesn't need your permission, giving them what they want is your entire job description.
I love my gf so much, and she is the sweetest person I’ve ever met, but I’ve told her on multiple occasions that she sounds like a total bitch when ordering from the drive through.
Only then, but holy fuck after working food service for so long it drives me up the wall to this day.
I bet you complain about how the social norm is to say "good" to "how are you" even if you aren't good.
NO I SAID I WANT ORANGE SODA NO ICE
Indeed I do.
When I was I wee fat boy, my parents had to bribe me to go to church. My dad said he’d drive me though Burger King/McDonalds/Chik Fil A or wherever right after early service, as a way to get me right with the lord. On one such occasion, we were driving through the local hood Burger King and the enchanted afroid came over the drive thru speaker
>Beedabooda Niney Nine Cent
My dad, being the kind soul he’s always been, ignored what I asked for and replied
>Yeah, I’ll have one of those
having absolutely no idea what the hell he had just ordered.
Dad pays his dollar and change, gets the bag and hands it to me in the back seat.
It was a cold sausage patty on a dry croissant. Beggars can’t be choosers, so I decide to just eat the damn thing. As soon as I open the wrapper, dad punches the gas and the sausage patty pops out and rolls across the van floor.
I never went to church again.
>GIB ME BORGER!!!!!
>ME WAN BORGEEEEEEEER!!!!!
thats what you sound like otherwise
Huhhuh huhhuh
"Large "
How does Beavis have crabs if he never scored?
I appreciate that this image was made
>implying people who work at fast food places deserve any form of respect or courtesy
Large Fry. Pie. Large coffee. Pronto.
>welcome to taco bell how are you
>good how are you
>good what can i get for you
>can i get a ........
>........
>does the order look right on the screen
>yeah thats perfect thanks
>total is at the next window
its that fucking easy
gimme nugets
gimme kfc
gimme water melon
fuck white people
gimme gimme gimme
*chimps out*
wait a minute.
is Veeky Forums really infested with women???
People that work in fast food are trash because they are putting the computer scientist and engineer out of work.
I WANT MY TENDIES AND BURGERS FROM ROBOTS ALREADY RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>expecting amerifats to be polite
Come on user you know better
I've personally never heard anyone in Europe order with "give me" or "I want", I think amerifats are too stupid and actually take the term "order" a bit too literally
Most people start with a more passive "I'll have [...]", say thank you and all that. I've actually heard amerifats be surprised how nice and polite everyone is in Europe when we're just being our usual selves
>Hello sir I'm interested in a number 9 large, is that an option for me today?
This is you
I laugh, but these people infuriate me to no end.
Good afternoon, Sir or Madam,
It is with great anticipation that I inquire of you and your co-workers on the matter of contracting your services to prepare a meal for my luncheon today. I have heard excellent things about your establishment and your exemplary service in particular. Please let me know at your earliest convenience if and when I may have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of engaging in a culinary transaction with you. I look forward to our continued partnership.
Sincerely, user
If you don't hear them crying after you place your order, you did something wrong.
>ay yo lemme get uhhhhhhhhh
>hello, can I get a shredded chicken burrito-
>>we're out of chicken
>oh, in that case I'll take a chili-cheese burrito-
>we're out of chili and beef
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN OPEN THEN
>taco bell can be out of a specific ingredient
>they don't just have stacks of each individual food item premade that they heat up
>A burger and fries should do...
Hi can I have a double cheeseburger an-
SMALL MEDIUM OR LARGE?
M-medium with fr-
YOU WANT CHEESE?
Y-yes and s-some fri-
LETTUCE PICKLE AND TOMATO OKAY?
Okay, and some fri-
SORRY YOU SAYS YOU WANNA DOUBLE, RIGHT
Y-yes please, and some fr-
WE GOTTA LUNCH SPECIAL TODAY WITH A TRIPLE BURGER, LARGE DRINK AND SOME CHICKEN FRIES FOR 10.99
N-no thanks just the burger and fr-
OKAY SO WE GOTTA MEDIUM DOUBLE BURGER WITH CHEESE, ADD LETTUCE PICKLE TOMATO WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
No thanks, but I'd like some f-
SORRY SIR I DID NOT CATCH THAT
Just the burger and f-
OKAY WILL THAT COMPLETE YOUR ORDER TODAY SIR