I'm having a hard time following these recipes tbqhwy

we didn't lose, we just withdrew

>18 minutes of flour

Spotted the retarded kid.

Read the rest of that recipe. That kid isn't retarded, he clearly just thought he was fucking hilarious for writing a recipe about being a fat little niglet who hates vegetables.

France also lost a war to Vietnamese farmers though.

It's a recipe book from a teacher who asked kindergardeners for recipes and wrote then down verbatim. OP probably read it on pinterest or some gay shit

please post more, I'm in fucking stitche over here

>18 minutes of flour

>tbqhwy
these acronyms are getting longer and more convoluted every fucking day. Just spell out what you want to say you fucking colossal troglodyte. My jimmies: rustled.

lmaoasmhaytbph

>10 handfuls of seasonings
that sounds very expensive and unnecessary, Carson. what the fuck

please post more of this amazing book

We made a recipe book in elementary school for fun, too. Everyone else had nice recipes that their parents clearly helped them with and my recipe was Goldfish cereal.

Step 1: pour goldfish crackers into a bowl
Step 2: pour milk into bowl
Step 3: enjoy

I didn't even try it until the book was finished and everyone got a copy. It was gross.

When did Burma fight Vietnam?

>couldn't even follow step 3 of his own recipe

This shit right here. This is what makes me sad.

>there are 2 countries in the world
Oh shit what happened to the other 196

they were eliminated by the crossfire like all fence-sitters

This reminds me of that chick that tried to train a neural network AI to write recipes based on 30,000 inputs.

Pears Or To Garnestmeam

meats

¼ lb bones or fresh bread; optional
½ cup flour
1 teaspoon vinegar
¼ teaspoon lime juice
2 eggs

Brown salmon in oil. Add creamed meat and another deep mixture.

Discard filets. Discard head and turn into a nonstick spice. Pour 4 eggs onto clean a thin fat to sink halves.

Brush each with roast and refrigerate. Lay tart in deep baking dish in chipec sweet body; cut oof with crosswise and onions. Remove peas and place in a 4-dgg serving. Cover lightly with plastic wrap. Chill in refrigerator until casseroles are tender and ridges done. Serve immediately in sugar may be added 2 handles overginger or with boiling water until very cracker pudding is hot.

Yield: 4 servings

Another AI recipe

Immediately Cares, Heavy Mim

upe, chips

3 dill loasted substetcant
1 cubed chopped whipped cream
3 unpreased, stock; prepared; in season
1 oil
3 cup milk
1 ½ cup mOyzanel chopped
½ teaspoon lemon juice
1 ¼ teaspoon chili powder
2 tablespoon dijon stem – minced
30 dates afrester beater remaining

Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.

Yield: 6 servings

My favorite one was when she added in the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft to the inputs for the recipe AI

Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.

Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.

Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.

With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.

Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.

NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.

Coat apple slices with strange things.

NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.

Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.

Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

Here's some more AI stuff without the Lovecraft.

¼ cup white seeds
1 cup mixture
1 teaspoon juice
1 chunks
¼ lb fresh surface
¼ teaspoon brown leaves
½ cup with no noodles
1 round meat in bowl

Here's it's attempt at coming up with recipe ideas with creativity enhanced.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

>5 lettuces
Bella must be a guinea pig or something.

Bentley should stick to cars as he’s a terrible cook.

She doesn’t eat a lot after being bit by Edward.

Here's some more

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harper sounds like a future trump voter

My milk scoop is in the shop

Do you have Asperger's for real?

you sound like a bug chasing faggot.

I hope these kids are no older than 7.

They got Democracy brought into their shitty lives.

Triggered.

Now someone post the one some user made for his brother
I think it had "if you put x in it that means the bullies are right"

>2 breads

These look like a kid made them for school. In fact I think exactly what it is. Relaaaaaaax

garlic - stinky wewwww stinky like your bully!

>put it in the the over at 5 degrees for 1 minute.

I kek'd

Layla's a Veeky Forumsizen

4 cups of cinnamon, holy shit

Marcus's Sweet Potatoes (no actual sweet potatoes). Too funny.

this my favorite thread of 2017

What kind of super oven cooks a whole turkey in 9 minutes?

>Jayden's Carrots
>Cook them on the stove for 100 minutes.
>No one is going to eat them. No one likes carrots. We want mac and cheese!

Cooking with Cecil Baldwin.

Have to say my first instinct was not that a child wrote it.

Ragen sounds like a fatty

>Kinda dangerous and kinda yucky!

wheres the pdf? need new recipes

SS+GOMAD is good at all ages.

Kek

Just for you bud

>but don't go inside
kek, fucking classic

Unrelated but I just saw the AI attempting to come up with names for paint colors. Some are pretty funny

>20 corns
>33 regular seeds

a bunch of kindergartners are asked to write these
as in kids aged 5-6

>smash all the apples

I had a pretty good chuckle at stanky bean.

>tfw Carson’s Turkey sounds better than the one your mom made for thanksgiving

...

Based Jaden

>Australia
Tfw you're both

Fuck you.

So did Japan, China, Cambodia, Laos, Australia, Thailand, New Zealand, South Korea,

Okay Dalton actually is retarded

"Just eat it!"

>We could heat it up if it is cold
>4 mins

>NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.

Landon is a better cook than 99% of this board.

Most of those just sound English

Landons stuffing is intriguing

its a vegan recipe

>'grees
oh fuck

>No one is going to eat them. No one likes carrots.

>50 degrees
>5 hours
yikes, I feel sorry for your mother if that's better than her cooking

>garlic grease
Dawson is on another level

>10 chocolate chips
>4 sugars
>My mom doesn't let me use anything else
what a bitch mom

>2 spoons of pepper
>5 plates of salt

this was a good thread to close out the year

>Marcus' Sweet Potatoes
>It's just squash and sugar with a scoop of milk

thanks Marcus, for reminding me what it is like to laugh

>Completely Meat Chocolate Pie

can't breathe

isn't it mean-spirited to get kids to write this stuff up just so you can laugh at them behind their backs?

Jayden my man.

>I didn't lose, I just ran away crying!

LOSING THE WILL TO FIGHT = LOSING YOU COLOSSAL AMERITURD

b-but america number one

>Presleigh
>Tynzlie
>Jayden
>Brantley
>Jaelyn
>Wayden
>Ragen
>Bentley
>Dalton
Is this what poor people name their kids now?

What would you name your kid, faggot? Josh?

IKTFBNCHAGMAH