Is Coffee a Soup?

Is Coffee a Soup?

No. Coffee is a drink.

Is spit a seasoning?

I guess you could consider it a broth if you want to be a technical faggot, which is the best kind of faggot.

Is soup not a drink?

See: Bird's nest soup

It's a bean soup.

>Is soup not a drink?
Only if it's a blended soup that's smooth, soup kind of implies that it's got something in it other than broth or stock. If it was just broth or stock, you'd call it that, not soup.

Gross.

turkish coffee is a soup

Is semen a soup?

BEHOLD! I BRING YOU... A MAN!

it's a broth

Its an infusion

Coffee is a hot pocket

are hot pockets sandwiches?

Is chili a salad?

>contains filling enveloped by some sort of baked good/pastry
unironically yes

doesn't that make cake a sandwich?

no but imma try it. I'll put some chicken, rice, leek and spices in coffee, boil it and let you know how it tastes

not its a stew

yes

no but poutine is

Is chili not a bean salad?

Noice

no. Who would even eat chili cold? Like mashed potatoes its one of thse things that you have to heat up

Are weebs dumb?

WHAT IS A MAN

Warm salads exist, user. German potato salad is often served warm.

Is your penis a soup? Because I want to slurp it.

no you fucking idiot

is hot cocoa a soup?

what about hot cocoa with marshmallows in it