Webm Thread

let's do this

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inb4 foreigner gets angry at American hibachis.

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So Japanese people can't get mad for calling teppanyaki "hibachi"?

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>flyovers think this is good

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I need to know what the fuck is happening here

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This girl turns me on so fucking much. Imagine her delicate feet.

What are they doing?

Looks more like fish. For some reason, Chinese people think if you eat phallic looking stuff, then it's good for your penis.

fuck man that's disturbing as fug
why is caviar expensive in the first place, it only tastes like a spoonful of sea salt.

Fish roe cultivation, probably.

What does that tinfoil tube thing do? That contraption just before the omelet faucet?

really good webm

Her feet might turn me on. The black hole in her stomach though, not nearly as much. Seriously that's frightening.

>using bare hands to stir fish eggs and cum.

it's about the subjective aspect of taste and being nostalgic about food maybe

>not using your tongue

some one has never had good pizza

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well shit, now I've got a boner.

is that gluten free cheese ?

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>hibachis
I think you meant yakisobis.

I think you're all making up words.

I assume either it's for wiping or oiling the pans.

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

half of this thread is oc faggot

Is this a shoop?

stone oven should be a requirement for a pizzaria

You're not supposed to bet on all the numbers.

I always find these fascinating.

Nope. Fistulated cow, google it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow

Nah, let the good ones do it right and have a bunch of cheap ones for the masses who don't care.

>red and green lighting
>Christmas eve in flyoverville

this

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The cows don't seem to care. They probably think they're matrix.

I don't know what happened but I'm turned on

Hello my honey! Hello my darlin'! Hello my ragtime gal!

you forgot salt sprinkle

He probably likes salt sprinkle.

Dairy farming, everybody. Keep supporting the industry like good little goyem.

So what if the cow has an USB interface? It doesn't affect my yogurt.

it's a shame the raw materials are so bad cause the machine is good.

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>thread is worthless on an iPhone >.

Cake yeast?

I'd call it a win, but people with iPhones don't come here.

get VLC

youtube.com/watch?v=HWU2OFOOuW4

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then why do pre-formed patties cost such a premium, huh?

To lazy to form them yourself then you pay more for it?

they know americans will glady pay extra to be lazy, and also many are too retarded to know how to even make burgers without them being preformed

It's an extra step

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I just put a meat wad in a plastic produce bag and smash it with a cutting board.

Wa la

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did she ever only release those two videos?

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what happens if I stick my dick in there

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Anchovis in beer, drank by a 40 something tryhard.

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>Juice
>The final solution

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Lots of pulp.

youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

(It's better with sound)

no.

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so that's how you put the loot in cows in mmo

Two choices. You can deal with it or deal with it.

That is unironically some dystopian grimdark sci fi shit.

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BAD TOUCH