How do i go from this

how do i go from this...

to this?

You can't change ethnicity OP that's not how life works

take your two pointer fingers, and place them on the skin next to your eye, on the outer side of each eye. Gently pull the skin back a little, until the desired level of chinkiness is achieved.

stop being a manchild and start eating

>pictured: 33 year old soyboy

Tell that to Shaun King

FUCK OFF!

>grin
I like you

>casual racism has no place on Veeky Forums except /pol/

Transracial will be a thing just you wait.

Veeky Forums is no place for califags.

Exactly you mouth breathing mongoloid
Back to your containment board retard

>mongoloid
>perpetuating the stereotype that Downs syndrome sufferers resemble Mongolians
good job man, maybe some time we can hang out and be racist together.

I'm sick and tired of you retards derailing every single thread

I derail hardly any threads, try though I might. Stop being mad and try to ignore the fact that I made a funny joke you didn't like.

It's not too late to save the thread, just act like my funny joke never happened and try to move forward.

EVERYONE BUT ME IS A NAZI!!!!!?!!

fruit and veggies are delicious
leafs suck dick tho fuck those

Kill yourself, dumbass.

>how do I like vegetables?
>By eating more vegetables.
>But I hate vegetables, give me another way.
>There is no other way.
>But I can't eat vegetables I hate them.
>But if you eat more vegetables, you will learn to like them.
>FUCK YOU WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!?!

Every god-damned day until the internet dies.

I'm so glad I never grew up as a spoiled amerifat and learned to love veggies at an early age.

This.

If you are also trying to increase your consumption of fruits and veggies too. Salads are a good way, smoothies are a good alternative too. If you are wanting to make yourself like the taste of them then you will probably have to grind through it. If you gag as soon as they get past your mouth then you will probably have to eat them after you have starved yourself for a while. (Talk to a doctor before you try this. They have dealt with this shit before and can at least ok you for a fast or guide you to a professional that can help.)

>not wanting to be small and cute
Retard. If someone looks like that at 33 he's guaranteed to live past 100

THIS XDDDD

transfer your consciousness into a computer and put into an asian host

Man you are triggered or trolling or both and honestly nigga idgaf

read the sticky

...

Life as a paranoid schizophrenic

hardy har har epic trolling my friend

lmao are you being ironic right now?

Asians are literal mongoloids . Missing a few fucking chromosomes.

squint

>Missing a few fucking chromosomes.
I'm not sure you're a real geneticist, lady.

I don't even know if we're operating on 52 dimensions of irony or if you're sincerely as dumb as a nigger

>You can't change ethnicity OP that's not how life works
But that's where you're wrong, sweetie.

>mongoloids
>missing chromosomes
Retard.

She tried to change it, then spilled all her spaghetti when she was approached about it. You're only proving his point.

underrated post

how did they fake this?

spoiled Amerifats are exatly the demographic that doesn't like veggies

>Bobby, come eat dinner with your family
>I don't wanna
>Okay I'll make you a frozen pizza at midnight and you can eat that

Many such cases

Go back to plebbit newnigger

>directing people to containment boards while he himself isn't even on the correct site

wait, you derailed the thread, almost singlehandedly

fucking fatlard eat less

WE ALREADY HAD THIS FUCKING THREAD BEFORE, YOU GODDAMN NIGGERLOVER

I think that was the joke

this was nice b8 m8, you had me going there for a bit