WEBM thread

fucking hell what a retarded country

im pretty sure it has something to do with bones

>tfw cripplewife will never be this desperate to please you
>she will never struggle against her impaired motor functions to cook and keep a home
>you will never hold her and comfort her on days that it gets too hard
>will never whisper to her that you love her and how much she means to you

They are injecting marihuanas into our meat!?

Say hello to my little friend

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Why do you think this can never happen?

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I don't know anyone with cerebral palsy.

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I went shopping in a department store the other day and got served by a girl with cerebral palsy, she seemed really sweat.

>all that fancy flambe trick and ice ball to produce plain muddy cocktail without any garnish

People with brain damage are generally the most kind and pure of heart among us.

Are those monkey brains?

>death by a thousand needles

injecting air holes for faster meat

believe everything you read on chinese cartoon boards?
its meth actually.

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What the fuck lol, they don't inject meat in America with antibiotics. The reason there are antibiotics in the food supply is because they are given to animals and finds its way into their meat before slaughter.

It is most likely some kind of preservative or tenderizing/marinating solution. They are preparing to pack it or to process it further.

Where's 2 and 3?

Brain damaged user here. My spinal cord has damage to it that impairs my motor controls

I used to be a real selfish prick and now I help out a lot of charity events and go toe to toe with corrupt people who work in non-profit organizations. I've made a lot of enemies, but it's worth it to do the right thing

>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 cow with a hole on it
>inb4 fish being dumped out the back of a truck
>inb4 fish getting it's eggs squeezed out
>inb4 meat slime / slurry
>inb4 robot pizza
>inb4 robot burger
>inb4 robot crab killer
>inb4 robot crab killer 2
>inb4 black people frap
>inb4 placenta
>inb4 that retard eating a medium pizza kinda fast
>inb4 lobster vending machine
>inb4 chicken plucker
>inb4 hotdog factory
>inb4 iphone useres won't see this webm
>inb4 mayo fruit salad
>inb4 disgusting egg tube machine
>inb4 canned burger
>inb4 palsy girl

i-is this what they call midwest cuisine?

already missed a couple pal

editing issues

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Even worse.

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witchcraft

wow, potatoes can be useful after all

what about the one with the indian omelet master

Why not sub the breadcrumbs with finely ground OATZ?

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The beer is in the glasses all along. It just boils up when it's heated.

you're retarded
there's tubes

Oh god my worst nightmare.
Does that shit actually happen?

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It's CGI obviously, but rarely can you find spiders in bananas, especially the Brazilian Wandering spiders.

Yea, there were spiders in bananas, I think it was something to do with Aldi, just Google it

The cocaine really makes it pop

Why though

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Why though

But no sand to hide them

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How

Ancient Japanese pancakes folded over a thousand times

Those guys at Cold Steel treat pieces of pork with more dignity than this. Fucking hell.

Good job user

For wads of dosh senpai

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Thank you fampie

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I need to be nicer. I'm gonna be nicer

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>same shit different day
Ugh

>tfw cripplewife would probably be horrible in bed
>not even decent handjobs either

Why do people keep posting this person?

god i wish that were me

Probably goat or lamb

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Brined food is often cheaper even when accounting for water weight

you wish you were an attention whore?

Chinaman cheesecake.

I guess the flimsy illusion of eye contact with a woman appeals to a certain demographic here.

I think he's saying he wants his dick ripped in two and then eaten by an attention whore

Did she kill herself when someone showed her a mandoline?

Who wouldn't?

who would?

the max fill line is in plain sight i fucking hate jack's retarded ass so much

You can say Jews here it's okay

Veeky Forums here, unironically what is wrong with this recipe?

Literal retarded kid has more talent and friends than 90% of posters on Veeky Forums
Fuck that look on his face makes me want to kill myself less though

I'm doing this Friday, wish me luck

Me

>Baking
>Not braising in wine or stock

please

Looks icky and >sprinkling chives at the end like you didn't just make some utilitarian ass shit

>implying Jews would fuck with salmon

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So now we got the standard webms that have been reposted a thousand times and the shitty top down reddit shit recipes as the only new addition.