WELCOME TO MOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>file name relevant
well?

>turn around and walk away

is this pic fake? when do they ever have more than 1 or 2 teenagers working there?

chipotle>qdoba>moes

exactly
its real, look at their embarrassment. fucking chains that make their employees engage in these types of retarded gimmicks need correcting.
Lonestar grill, fuck off.

Replace Chipotle with Qdoba and you're on to something

only thing qdoba does better is quesadillas

This is completely incorrect, everything they do it better than Chipotle
Chipotle is literally the McDicks of quick casual burrito joints

hey im a chipotle worker, and ill fucking taint gloves before rolling your burrito fucker. go ahead call my fucking manager you're still gonna eat shit tainted by me

That sure is a lot of employees

This is why I don't eat at Chipotle.

Well that and shit food and overpriced.

Fuck off Paco before I call ICE on your store

I actually encountered one of these once. It was quite disturbing, so much so I walked out.

What's the point of making them do this? It's obvious they're only saying it because they have to.

>What's the point of making them do this?
Seriously, user?

It makes the customer feel welcome, and it creates an atmosphere that sets the brand apart from competitors.

Well mostly niggers, whites and mexicans always go over the standard portion like fat fucks

>Makes the customer feel welcome

No it doesn't. It makes me feel like I'm entering some weird cult. I suppose that does set the brand apart.

I hope you realize that your experience is unique to your special little sperghead; normal people don't react the way you do.

Normal people don't greet customers with a chorus.

Different user here. Shits weird. If I had to work at a fast food place I would work at mcdicks before I would work at Moe's and have to fucking welcome every customer that comes in.

Not really. I don't think anyone would be comfortable with that. Might find it novel or amusing, but it's not exactly welcoming.

as a customer, i do not feel welcomed when shouted at.

This. Especially when EVERYONE WHO COMES IN is being shouted out.

Yeah I'll have a Wrong Doug.

Thanks.

Moe's is god-tier, gimmick aside. Their surveys give you 2 bucks off your order and take two seconds to do, and they have a rewards program.

The stack thing they have is also amazing, plus free chips and salsa. I'd eat here over Chipotle or Qdoba any day.

It's all too phoney,I would rather hear some light banter

> Oh look the fat fuck is here again
>Nice autism shoes faggot
>Call the cops it's a nigger here to rob us
> I can smell the cum and herpes on you whore, please use the drive thru

...

this

>here at moes we force our slaves to yell our slogan as a sign of loyalty in addition to preparing your food

this

chipotle is flavorless and too dry. they americanize the shit out of it and it doesnt feel mexican. their bowls are oval in shape and small. hard to eat a burrito bowl on them because they don't carry spoons to get excess cheeses/sour cream/ sauces from the bottom of the plate. and their 'everything is healthy' agenda contributes to the lack of flavor.

qdoba on the other hand uses rich tasting cheese's that chipotle doesnt have. they don't charge you extra for guac. the burritos are so soft to the touch and very moist feeling. their food is packed with flavor. they use cholula hot sauce and not pleb tabasco. their bowls are circular in shape and are easier to eat from and they have spoons to gather beans/sauces/ cheeses from the bottom of the plate. their quesadillas are god tier.

no, that shit is fucking annoying. I walk in to a store and they shout these welcoming shpeals it makes me uncomfortable I look away and order to go. a simple upfront genuine greeting is more satisfying. or a simple hello. they dont have to do neither. doesn't really make me want to stay.

A shit brands food isn't gonna taste any better with their bullshit slogans and loud fucking greetings. I used to work for a fastfood chain where the workers would shout 'welcome to honey grow' and no customer gave a fuck. they are not gonna shout back. in fact that doesnt make anyone feel welcomed. I never shouted no bullshit like that, I left that shit job too.

Those look like ship names from a Culture novel.

My nigga, first time I've ever seen anyone reference those. Broke my heart when I heard the author died, his last novel wasn't my favorite but after learning that he died right after it made more sense. It really felt like a letting go.

2 toned turks turd tubes touch

Yeah, same. Just looked him up one day to see if there was anything new coming out and he was dead. More people need to read Iain M. Banks.

Undertoasted bread

Apparently they use grass fed beef. Might be worth trying

ive had their beef, its fucking drier than Hillary's hoohah

kek