Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?

>mcnuggets!
>cheeseburger!
>big mac!

Alright, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like?

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For me, it's the mcChicken

to drive to Culver's so I can get some actually good food

I'll have a McChicken.

Faggot

fries and a McFlurry, the only things of value to come out of McDonald's, then I drive to Hardy's to get my hamburger

The adults have already gotten food from other restaurants, we're at McDicks because the kids were going to flip their shit if we didn't.

to get food somewhere else. pretty much any other fast food place is better then mcdonalds, at least, the ones in my area.

like fifty burger patties. no bun, no cheese, no condiments.

>#7 combo with a Dr.Pepper, no ice, and hot mustard
>that'll be $6.10, we'll have it right out
>thanks

By their nutrition information it's exactly 1000 calories.

Just large fries and a cheap coffee. Everything else is meh.

...maybe a McFlurry in summer to dip the fries in.

Dbl chz, small fries, 4 pc nuggets.

I hardly ever order any of their other shit. I’m good with this trash excuse for food, no really. Whatever crack they put in their patties and nuggets is pretty tasty. Too bad it makes me feel like shit afterwards.

>mcdouble
>mcchicken
>big mac
>buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich
>fries

i usually get some combination of two of these items.

Mcdouble with a small fries please!

Fillet O Fish is GOAT

Ill have a whopper.

The Mclittledarkage, please...

the nuggets are the only edible meat product on the menu

Monster energy taco!

give me two large sweet teas and four bacon, egg and cheese biscuits

-giggles-
Could I get uhhhhh...
Whopper?

>2 sausage mcmuffins
>2 hash browns
>and a medium iced tea

Triple.

Fucking.

Cheesburger.

Three of them, with 2 McChickens, 6pc. tendies (two Signature Sauce, two honey mustard), large fry, large sweet tea. LIGHT on the motherfucking ice. And hook a nigga up with a 3pc. CC cookie. Pwease.

I have a jalapeno double please
Oh wait you fuckers don't serve that anymore
I guess I'll just go somewhere else

I'll have a bottle of water, thanks.

I'll have the McFucking minimum wage filth taking my order outside right now or I'll come in there and make an example of you.

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>unable to properly raise children

This whole thread is a reddit attempt at humor you retarded faggot
Fucking kill yourself

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

faggot

This, I've completely given up all fast food except Culver's. God damn, I love the bacon deluxe burger. Also, their pumpkin gingerbread shake is probably the best frozen dessert I've ever had.

Hehonhohehohai

I usually go double quarter pounder, big mac every now and again, and triple cheeseburger once in a blue moon. If I'm real hungry I'll toss in 10 chikky nuggz on the side.

bacon
egg
mc muffin

Good job OP; you took one of the most retarded threads currently being spammed on Veeky Forums and made it even more retarded.

You are a retard multiplier. Everything you touch becomes exponentially more retarded. What a gift you have.

>he doesn't get the double quarter pounder with cheese
might as well kill yourself to be honest family

this is the correct answer

Yall got the mcRib?

Dude. Hell yes. Culvers is ao worth it.

>Double Deluxe
>Cheese Curds
>Side of Blue Cheese
Every time.

Drive home and take something out my well-stacked fridge.

mushroom and swiss with root beer

>It's all junk food
4/10

nice fridge senpai

Culver's fucking sucks. It's all overly greasy bland bullshit, if I want that I'd go to fucking five guys

Nah nigga, nah.neck yourself

we don't have Five Guys here user

It’s a “fly-over state residents desperately reach out to some form of culinary relevance through fast food while clogging their arteries and dying alone” thread

mcbaby spotted

Two BK crispy chicken.

I would like a Baconator coated in the Burger King's mayonnaise, include some Meme Sauce with my order please!

I'm sorry you don't have a Culver's in your area user but don't be so upset about it! You really seem angry here.

A McFlurry with whatever has the most caramel and a large portion of french fries.

Yeah, can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jesus loves you.

Nice normalfag meme

I'll have a McFish and a small fries with a water cup

I've never eaten most of those things. Are poptarts any good?

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese
A Spicy McChicken
Two orders of fries

If it's breakfast then Sausage McMuffin with Egg, and how many Hash Browns do you have? I'll take that many

>we're ___________ because the kids were going to flip their shit if we didn't
Let them. They'll sleep soundly that night after being served leftovers.

>friend and I go through the drive thru
>pulls up to the order mic and starts listing items before the employee says anything
>not even sure if anyone's on the other side but he keeps ordering
>suddenly items start appearing on the order display
>"and ill have a double cheese with no pickles, please."
>hear the employee go "heh." over the intercom
>mfw we drive around to the next window and my friend starts hitting on the employee

There is no McFish. It's a Filet O' Fish and it's glorious.

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2 McChickens and an ice cream cone

>My post is ranting and longish

I'll have two sausage & egg mcmuffins with a large strawberry shake.

junktastic

fuck mayonaise

On Veeky Forums?

>2 large fries
>strawberry milkshake
>sour cream and bbq dipping sauces
nothing else of value on the menu

A proper fucking meal, you fatass.

could you stop being such a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>large number 1 mellow yellow
>20 piece mcnuggs (sauce varies on mood)
>mcdouble
eaten at 1030am while fucked up on cheap whiskey.

my dude, I'm addicted to culvers. Always hard to pick between tendies and burgers. Sometimes I just get both... or all the time

fffilthyyy

8 triple cheeseburgers, 8 vanilla icecream cones, 8 french fries and 1 big diet coke and 1 big coke. Please. Ketchup and mayonese as well.

...

McPick 2 for 1
Chicken Sandwich
McDouble
Take bottom buns off both and combine.

Wa la. My favorite thing and it's under 3bux.

Chicken selects

>trusting their nutritional information

It's like you don't even want to make it

Arch Delux.

>cereal in the fridge
for what purpose

>Chips in the fridge
So this is what it feels like to be triggered.

I’ll just have a coffee and sit and read the paper in the corner booth for like 3 hours. Thanks

why is this allowed outside /b/

For me, it's the McDLT

Double quarter pounder with angus patties, double bacon and triple cheese

they are ok. the frosted cinnamon one I will eat as dessert sometimes

>that quality
jesus, you can't even recognize him

That's 1985 for ya.

>Keeps all the shit in the fridge that doesn't need to be in the fridge

Pretty sure this was a joke image someone took to trigger people.

it's accurate within 10%

also its in macdonald's interest to manage the accuracy of their portion sizes so they aren't wasting money and such

delete this

>Alright, and now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like?
To go somewhere else because fast food is for children and autists.

please be a bait image. if you're a lazy fuck, why wouldn't you keep shit like cereal outside where its conienent.

>steak egg n cheese bagel and two hash browns
>orange juice
>handful of the qtπ mexican expeditors ass

burgerfags and mcgriddlefats cant handle a real mans breakfast.

FUCK YOU

bruh

when is that szechuan sauce coming back?

Babby can't even into the McFish, the best sea tendie sandwich.

nigger