Alright boys, it's time to update the tier list

Alright boys, it's time to update the tier list.

Pull yours out

this is fucking outrageous, butternut is SS, eggplant is B.
cucumber is F, lemon, tomato and coconut make A just for being as fundamental they are.
Mango is delicious but it's not SS.
Dragon fruit isn't that great

This list only makes sense if you're eating all these fruits raw.

I often see a lot of hate towards cucumber. What's so bad about it?

>lemon, butternut, tomato, eggplant
All don't count as fruits even though they technically are. It's like how Egypt is in Africa but everyone considers it part of the Middle East. Just because something has seeds and is technically a fruit means nothing, their use and taste is way closer to a vegetable. Tomato is a bit on the fence and can sort of go either way, but is a lot more often used in vegetable contexts

it's watery and lacks taste. it is the refuge of the picky eater. There's almost no dish you can add it to were it gives more flavor than it washes away. only virtue is freshness, which you can do without being watery crap
then take them off the list, I don't care if they're a fruit, they're fucking great. if you don't like butternut pumpkin soup you're wrong.

Fair, the best quality I would give a cucumber is, indeed, freshness.

Hell, I tried some cucumber flavored cigs the other day and it felt like smoking a salad. Almost healthy lol

Holy shit, it's true.

Did OP just try them raw?

wheres the green apple

B tier probably

>tamarind C tier

Is this just for raw tamarind??

>It's like how Egypt is in Africa but everyone considers it part of the Middle East.
Yeah, about that...

>Blackberries in C tier

Some people have never had good, sweet blackberries

>he doesn't eat his lemons raw

you fucking retard apple is SSSS give it her own tier list you fucking moron hope you suffocate on your mcdonalds fat cunt

What's watermelon doing all the way up there, you fucking nigger? You realize it's flavorless fucking garbage melon, right?

Put some salt and lime juice on it. Fucking amazing

ripe pears are SS tier though

Dragon fruit in S tier? The fuck are you on lad?

this is absolutely the most retarded thing I've seen all day

Ooh, dat 'er watahmelyon!

>having anything above guava
this thread is fucking trash

>Banana at anything but SS+ tier

Bananas can range from SS to Z tier based on their ripeness

...

Yet you can't dispute any of the points. All of those things aren't found in the fruit section in supermarkets for good reason

>cucumbers are fruit
>dragonfruit above the bottom
>bananas and cantaloupe belong in at least a tier
How about I slap your shit?

>Fig in E
Rape your own mother, faggot

8 ranks is a bit excessive.

Move butternut to fucking ss you fucker I'm fucking warning you rèeeeeeee