Does anyone else use an alias when ordering delivery?
I put all my other real information but I can help but wonder if someone I went to high school with is currently working there and will fuck with my food because they knew me.
I use "Jessie Ronald Jr." and If I'm brave "Daniel Carver".
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I'm usually a name from Longmont Potion Castle
ie steadman slick, Solomon gumball, Fifi nono, Artie yamamoto
imagine being this fucking gay
I usually go with either Rusty Shackleford or Mantis Toboggan.
>not Mantis Taboggan M.D.
Delivery for Seymour Butz?
I.C. Werner?
Bigs dick?
>Daniel Carver
Had a good chuckle, though I doubt anyone working at the pizza place would notice.
I use David Davidson. All my delivered pizza tastes like cum and pubic hair
I use rob mycock just 'cos
Nothing in that sentence sounds like anything a straight person would say.
>Nigger Jones
>Delivery for Nigger Jones!
>Daniel Carver
Using the name of the guy who invented peanuts? Kind of obscure.
He's a kkk guy
I'm pretty sure he was black, not trying to be /pol/.
>shoving race mixing babies in our faces
fuck these jewish cucks
WAKE UP WHITE PEEPO
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Why imagine, when you could be living the dream?
Falseflagging this bad should be a bannable offense.
How did I know Sal would say something nice about Daniel Carver.....
Good old Sal, the lovable idiot
>invented peanuts
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Fucking kek
I bet you refuse to eat mayo because someone may have spunked in it. We all know if that were to happen you would be instantly turned gay.
> not Nick Gerz
top kek
In some situations i use a simple named alias like Jim Hamilton.
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