Go ahead, find a SINGLE flaw other than it not being in your mouth RIGHT now... go ahead, I dare you

Go ahead, find a SINGLE flaw other than it not being in your mouth RIGHT now... go ahead, I dare you.

you can't.

it's raw

No french fries :^)

You will catch a weird disease from the Mexican who made it?

Just meat and guac? That's kinda boring

I miss California burritos. But I don't miss California.

I'm pretty sure there's salsa in there, just not that much and not distributed very evenly.

Meat, guacamole and salsa is the classic burrito trifecta. Don't need anything more.

>not tater tots

Chimmichanga is objectively the best form of Mexican food

That's still just meat with two kinds of mush. Meh

Needs cheese. Sorry but I just love cheese

>not a california burrito

This man gets it

These people have never been to Mexico and likely don't have a passport.

It's not tripa or cabeza

That shit is not good and you know it. Stop pretending to impress the internet.

Those are the two best and you would know it if you weren't a white flyover hick.

No beans. They add a nice texture and fiber.

That's the worst looking tortilla in the history of tortillas. It's gonna split the second I breathe on it.

2/10

>t. someone who has never had a homemade mexican tortilla

I weep for your soul

Ok, bud

But you're white.

No, I'm American.

Do Americans really eat this?

>homemade = good
If I shit in your toilet, you gonna give it Michelin stars?

No tomato sauce

I tried a cabeza burrito. It became gross after 2 bites and I only finished half of it. I wanted to like it but it was just gross. I like tripe but probably not on a burrito. I like tripe in pho.

Crispy fried tripe is godly in tacos/burritos. Totally different from what you would have in pho

Rice and beans dummy.

You obviously use pico de gallo, not blended salsa. Come on now, get serious.