Webm Thread

don't tell me i didn't warn you

Nothing can stop the LA Beast.

Cool your beans, my dude

is LA beast a chad?

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WHAT
THE
FUCK

Someone post the girl with shaking hands making pan cakes. Need a good fap.

don't lewd my waifu

This should be punishable by death

We can't even blame Jack for this monstrosity, isn't it a Martha Stewart thing?

Requestong webm of that chick deepthroating a stick of butter.

I will cut you

Give me video links and I'll make webms (provided they're interesting). I don't mind jackposting but seeing the same webms of him over and over again does get old.

Asian fetish! Aww shiiit

I think that near-miss car wreck was supposed to be a warning from God. He has ignored it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6pI-X1V1VJQ
youtube.com/watch?v=HlYRzKmnj-0
youtube.com/watch?v=4W4HWChrVaI

sauce pls

Man, nippons are weird

KAWD-588

Happy fapping

Now in reverse.

Oh fuck dude, I hate you lol.

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joker can't even enjoy durian

worst part of this for me is that she's showing it off as a party trick so you know she's done it many times before

which begs the question, why did she do it the first time

Why does fatty have fruit? Is it the wife's?

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to say that I would put my hoohoodilly in LA Beast's chacha, if you know what I mean. Or vice versa. I ain't picky.

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Looks like Andy Sixx's log of shit.

Lmao that was hot

I don't see how this is even humanly possible

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It's not, the stomach can hold up to just so much food.

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It should be, it's a fucking old and boring eyesore everyone has already seen.

Imagine doing this shit every for hours five days a week. I do not know how can some people live like that.

Fuck doing that as a job, you would have to be so careful not to accidently cut your hand off whilst also being fast enough to cut the fucking meat

I can't think they wouldn't take turns at the saw/blade/hooks/packaging.

what the fucking shit is this.
I'm pretty damn sure thats not how you make one pot spaghetti

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I just saw the shitty knife handling and immediately knew it was jack. wtf have you done to me Veeky Forums?

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>aero polo and track pants with spiky hair
this is so fucking paki it hurts

holy shit the guy eat's like he'd been in auschwitz

>yellow cake
i also like uranium in my desert

not wearing butcher gloves

filth wears his watch and no gloves at all

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious salmonella

thanks for the seizure

>eggs
>salmonella
get a load of this pussy

this honestly looks quite horrible

What if you're one of those 500+ lbs Amerilards with a stomach the size of an inflated garbage bag?

>twenty-nine seconds to open a fucking package of cream cheese
This man is a clinical retard.

Used to do warehouse work where I'd have to check fuel injectors for damage. 8 hours a night.

It's soul destroying and I don't see how anyone can be content with it.

I can't watch

>Day 43 of gf deciding we should go vegan

>living in a country where eggs carry salmonella.
lol how do you have internet

RIP to pajeet's fingers.

>not wearing butcher gloves
W-what
>wearing a chain metal glove while using a high RPM band saw
Want to know how I know you're a fucking retard? That saw catches even a single fiber of that glove you're going to loose the whole hand not just the finger. Retard.

talk about a nerve-wracking game of chicken

who the fuck cares you gay faggot you're just gonna make another thread when this one hits image limit anyway

hello, please do not call someone a faggot. This is not 1960 anymore, try to be respectful of all lifestyles

youtu.be/58LGDEtWtaY

Fucking tell that faggot

Enjoy EA games.wave

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youtube.com/watch?v=GRO-q5SijCc

fuck, you can tell the squirrel heard it and started to react but there was no time

Enjoy your cholesterol dude.

Retard alert.

nouvelle cuisine

obviously, can you put a fucking cactus in yo ur mouth and chow down? no , you can't.

Fucking how
It's just an Omurice with half a tomato on top and fake demi-glace. Quite delicious if you ask me.

wala.

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

Fuck off already with this ugly piece of shit, you fucking fuck. Fuck.

his son is such a retard, he is worse than beefsquatch

sure kid, that's why it's used everywhere from in industrial slaughter houses, from parrying meat by hand with a knife to automatic saws.

the only thing that you'd get is a crushed finger and a broken saw since that blade is very thin and the teeth would go blunt. that's why you wear a fucking chain-mesh glove, it's fucking metal, not a flimsy plastic fibre you inbred piece of shit

JESUS CHRIST SAMIR

Name?

Man you guys are retarded. He's that fast because he's done that job long enough, it is not a requirement.

Whoa is this that famous jack webm that only gets posted fifteen times a day?

who is ja/ck/ and why does he have nice shun knives

>be 10/10 alpha chad who everyone loves
>have successful YouTube channel
>holder of tons of world records
>get cancer

Goddamn, there's just no way to win is there?

I have the same knives, they're nice indeed.

judging from that clip they were already cancer

I pull out the table cloth at least.

Can you imagine being this starved for attention?

Just because you're obese as fuck doesn't mean your internal organs expand at the same size