Would you like ranch or blue cheese with your wings?

Would you like ranch or blue cheese with your wings?

bleu

Definitely blue cheese

Ranch dressing built America
Blue cheese is for french faggots

Literally will stand up and walk out if they ask me this. If the wings don't speak for themselves then I won't waste my time

Oregon Smokey Blue mixed into ranch and salsa matcha with creme fraiche please.

>Ranch dressing built America
America was built in the 1950's?

>blue cheese originated in France
Welcome to Drumpff's America everyone.

God damn right. Dead communists are America's foundation.

>*mutters "n-no thanks" under his breath*
>"Huh, user? I didn't hear you, ranch?"
>"y-yeah o-ok..."
>*eats food in silence*
>goes home and opens Veeky Forums
>"Fuck this stupid waitress at this restaurant, Veeky Forums. Terrible service thread?"

Bleu goes better on hot wings
ranch goes better on wings like teriyaki or lemon pepper

>Bleu
Did you just have a stroke or did you just fall for a marketing scam?

>dude ranch lmao

My parmesan garlic wings don't need any extra sauce. I'll take some ranch for the celery tho.

The word "bleu" is, in fact, French.

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No you won't and we all know that.

Thanks for the heads up, fuckwit.

Pls go back

it's blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother

With pleasure

Why are these the only two sauces they can come up with for wings. Like there’s so many possibilities. Fuck.

>Would you like ranch or blue cheese with your wings?
I would like my wings crushed, blended, mixed with onions, roasted garlic, herbs and spices, rendered down to a thick, tangy bbq glaze for my roasted Brussels sprouts, thank you.

No.

I don’t want liquid fat on my wings you lardass. Either spice them right or don’t bother

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So you've never eaten wings in a restaurant then?