I eat a lot of salad because I love living a healthy lifestyle :)

>I eat a lot of salad because I love living a healthy lifestyle :)

It's not healthy if you got more sauce than vegetables...

>love living a healthy lifestyle
>eats breads and cereal
>mocks fats
wew

>Ranch is healthier than vegetables
Wew, lad.

t. big vegetable conglomerate
pls go

>tfw coworkers constantly pull this shit
>"wow user, eating just meat and broccoli? lol you need a salad to be healthy! see under 300 calories!"
>has 4 snacks throughout the day
>starbucks coffee
>goes out drinking after work

>I only eat healthy foods like fish

I've generally felt like salads are a relic of the 80's healthy food trend, but lately I've come to see some salads, depending on their contents, as delicious and nutritious.

>salad with lettuce
lettuce serves no purpose other than extra roughage and as a vehicle for fatty dressing.
i’d rather have a chopped salad with large veggie chunks that have actual nutrition.

As long as the greens are fresh and not too old.

That's the joke you fucking stupid retard

I started losing weight FAST when i stopped the salad-fad and started making stir-fry instead.

Ranch is so bleh. It's OK every once in a while, but I don't know how people can drown their salads in that shit. Give me some balsamic vinaigrette instead.

A salad you make yourself, in which you pick out the veggies you like, is tastier than meat and cheese stuff, so if you make it your main meal who cares if you use a lot of dressing.

So what do you faggots like in your salad?

something other than a salad

>implying that fat is unhealthy

>18 year old has had boobs for a while
>this somehow makes her the authority for age of consent laws

This is a salad thread not a dairy thread

Is this Veeky Forums or am I in /v/?

Americans: "Salad is literally the lettuce"
Rest of World: "Salad is a combination of chopped fruits and vegetables on a generally, but not necessarily, green and leafy base."

Baby spinach, a little bit of rocket, spanish onion, tomato, grated carrot, some sort of tree nut, grilled chicken. Bit o' balsamic.

it's my go-to lunch if I wake up late.

I wish I was born in Italy

wut i dun no dis meme

You sound like a nofun allowed sperg

that's the joke...

>all that iceberg lettuce
shiggy

In non-bizarro countries when lettuce is used in a salad it's usually pickled lettuce which is good for you. I guess Americans haven't caught up

ugh i hate this. my mom always brags when she has her "healthy salad" when it's 80% dressing and 20% lettuce and croutons

>work in a grocery store
>lunch time
>get a salad that consists of lettuce, shredded cheddar, bacon bits, blue cheese dressing, and chunks of chicken breast
>coworker sees me eating in break room
>"heheh eating healthy today, huh?"

I, for one, also enjoy deep fried cancer

Yeah but his co-workers sound like retards who aren't aesthetic.

He was obviously being ironic.
But what if you're also ironic?
Then consider this post ironic too.

What's wrong with bread and oatmeal?

>see under 300 calories
Because who needs calories amirite? We just pull energy from the energydimension to get us through the day.

/ourgirl/

In Japan a salad is 95% shredded raw cabbage, that they garnish with corn or lettuce.

I like tomato's, corn, red onion, green bell pepper
What would be some good greens for the healthier part?

samefag
ur first time on Veeky Forums cunt?

>tomato's

Tomato is what tomato does.

Those khazar milkers are healthy