Alright niggas, listen up. i got here 1, count em ONE, packet of beef ramen...

alright niggas, listen up. i got here 1, count em ONE, packet of beef ramen. how do i spice it up with common-ish household items?

thumbtacks

Shit in it

Add some leftovers and an egg.

what else do you have?

Add a cut up Bar S hot dog or two

some hot cheetos, and assorted spices

Glaze it in Bang's root beer first.

green onion
actual spices
an egg
any meat that isn't rancid

a-are you that guy from the other thread that i told to search up barqs and bangs to see what brings up root beer?

No, I'm just quoting a terrible forced meme.

Ah.

What spices? Do you have some chili sauce or something?

cook the noodles in a bit of sesame oil

i've settled for ground comino and some pepper
smells amazing, i'll update you on the taste here in a sec.

OP here- ground comino and spicy pepper is the fucking best way to do your beef ramen. Going to try the sesame oil, meat, eggs, and other shit you autists suggested. Love you guys.

I'll give that a try whenever I make ramen again.

it's pretty good, but you could def do better.

so you want to make 30cent ramen taste good with more expensive ingredients?

just buy chicken thighs, rice, and beans/legumes next time.

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For the longest time I've been trying to figure out the appeal of this stuff

Now mind you, have very fond memories of it a a kid

But for a long time now whenever I eat it, it just tastes like shitty oily noodles in salt water, it basically makes me sick afterwards. I eat it every now and again just to make sure I'm not crazy as everyone seems to love it, but what the hay.

With these dubs

faggot lmao

Go to church! THIS niBBA HAS BEEN CURSED BY GOD! Unclean! Like a Leper!
I can't imagine your pain, if I could help further I would.