I am a Muslim who's coming to America.
I'll only be around a little bit after i get here and would like to try some of your awesome american cuisine!
Because what I'm doing it so important, my Imam has given his blessing over my meals so it doesnt have to be halal, I can have pork as well.
What do you suggest??? hurry i only have a few days left!
A fried bologna sandwich, and a delicious cheeseburger hot dish
thank you, where do i find a fried blowknee sammer??
white pussy
emptiness and desperation for interaction with another human being
im not concerned about pussy, where ill be going there are 72 pieces of virgin trim.
Yah but its is not guaranteed to be white pucci.
>Because what I'm doing it so important, my Imam has given his blessing over my meals so it doesnt have to be halal, I can have pork as well.
Doesn't sound like very strong convictions to me.
But I would make sure to try bacon and sausage
Make sure to be courteous and polite :) I am an Indian studying here but not a Moslem.
Do not ruin it for us.
You gonna blow up a denny's?
I know how to use a toilet, pajeet, but thank you.
and take out 5 people? no thank you...that is very wrong.
Moslems have more unsanitary practises than even lower castes though.
You are pleased to joke with me though :)
>I know how to use a toilet
You mean how to make a bomb out of it?
islam is a retarded religion for angry assholes
god is not real
sorry, india is the only country where >90% of the population shits outdoors.
What's your budget?
>my Imam has given his blessing over my meals so it doesnt have to be halal, I can have pork as well.
That's not how Islam works
:) not true. Pakistan is worse, so is Bangladesh.
enjoy your 72 soyboy boipuccis
sorry palarino, it is.
consider yourself B T F O
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Gee, it almost like he's a shitposting troll isn't it, user?
At least they don’t shit where they shop I guess.
You know there isn't like a pope or central authority right? There are as many types of Islam as there are retarded versions of Christianity aka 'Church of the Living Water of Jesus' in rural America
Imams are not allowed to do that you idiot, they do not tell allah what you can and can't do
well mine did so sod off ya gobshite
They can grant a dispensation in times of war.....
Google Taqyia, user.
>happening when?