What's your favorite indian food dish Veeky Forums?

For me, it's the Rogan Joe.

What's the recipe fucker. This shit looks good

Where's the hot sauce?

where's the sliced jalapenos

Dude all I see is tri-tips and eggs how is that indian food

>pls explain the joke to me
lmao

You make an egg over easy
Then do it again like 6 more times
Throw whatever leftover you have in the fridge on a plate, microwave it and then place the 6 eggs over it.

i got u senpai

show bobs and vagene

aloo gobi.

yuk yuk, eggs-celent joke OP.

I always figured that brown stuff was just bits of boiled chicken or something. On closer inspection it's actually globs of mayonnaise

Man, joe is a cool guy and all but his breath must stink to high hell.

No shit, I always thought it was beef tongue or something

No bully, this stuff actually looks tasty

just eat for sustenance and fuck on off this bord

Be a lamb and get in the stew, would you?

I'd murder a small village for some saag-paneer, fresh naan, and some vindaloo.

thanks kohai

#HEALTHY AF

I laughed, thanks OP

Why do his eggs always look so grey?

Jesus christ stop with this meme, youre all extremely transparent

Indian food is disgusting and it shouldnt be joked about because i feel bad for them
they’re all so ugly and poor and have terrible food

t. american

He cooks them in a skillet that he does not clean. I'm pretty sure on this one. That or he just burns the shit out of some butter

why does he take pictures of shit like this? just eat it in shame.

Chicken Chettinand
Andhra Goat Masala
Aloo Gobi
Samosa (potato pea)
And for rice a biryani made by a local restaurant in a semi-Hyderabadi style but with curried boneless chicken marinated in yogurt.

>responding seriously to a thread mocking joe fucking rogan

That’s sunny side up not over easy

What are those white chunks? Don't say garlic.

Looks good.

He gets them from his friend.

it's literally just eggs sat in a puddle of grease with mayonaise on the side

#healthyasfuck!

Why does he post photos of his food when it always looks so disgusting?

1) Not everybody thinks it looks disgusting.
2) how is it any worse than 95% of dump photos people take and post online
3) Narcissism. The same reason why anyone blogs/vlogs or acts as a media personality.

Heartiest chuckle I've had at an op for a while. Can't believe I didn't think of it.

Holy shit I've seen some Joe plates before, but what the fuck is that, oil?

what a retard

>posting the edit