WEBM thread

WEBM thread

>using a knife to crack an egg
Is this a ja/ck/ webm?

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Is that for something else and he's just messing around putting eggs in it or is that it's actual purpose?

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It's its actual purpose.

>used a bottle opener to open a bottle after some underwhelming movements

>cooking an egg into a dildo

>witchcraft

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what self respecting person would spend money on such a useless egg cooking device.

>cooking an egg into a dildo

you mean a fleshlight?
moron

:^(

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Very odd.

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I don't get it

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Looks like a turd coming out

This kills the American.

How does this not damage the chicken carcass?

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It rips and tears but does not break. Just rubber and friction bro

no way. perfect

I actuall grow chicken and this would be handy

It wasn't hollow, retard.
>doing this shit
This is why I am fine with vegan screeching.
Do Europeans really do this?

AvE deconstructed this, and i would not let any of my food touch this knowing what's inside

cooking an egg in a fleshlight
cooking an egg into a dildo

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I hope nobody thinks that this time-interval stacking machine is revolutionary at all. If they had vacuum technology back in the 1400's they could have made this exact same thing, minus the little arrogant dance it does at the end.

>eating hotdogs
Ishiggy

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i wonder how many times he's been asked to exchange the beer

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Yeah, it's not even that great at what it does. In the time it took to do that one, a normal worker could have made about five.

At least it isn't an english muffin pizza.

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>The secret of oriental longevity

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>if they could have done this in the 1400s they could have done this
no fucking shit

Good ole govmt cheese man.

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jesus christ I'm having flashbacks to seeing the stroggification scene from quake 4 for the first time

jack punches eggs

I thought he was going to put gas in it

It's German.

There's a fly buzzing on it's back about 1 foot from me. I don't like to kill things. I does life suck? bit of sugar water on the face. Whyused a toothpick to drop a tiny

sugar water

This is for biological/scientific research to study a cow's digestive tract.
It's very very expensive to do, but the cows are surprisingly happy and don't care too much apart from the initial discomfort.

>apart from the initial discomfort
apart from the initial discomfort of us surgically implant a viewing hole in your tummy you should bequite happt

>little arrogant dance it does at the end
It's applying ketchup and mustard to the top bun you blind bastard.

>cutting edge robot design is based on how to produce more burgers
the wrong guys won ww2

They don't really exhibit a lot of stress from it apart from the days following the operation.
They live fine long lives with the cannula in their side

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Hello!

Hey!

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>how to get retards to scorch their lips on hot glass.webm

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hot

y tho

EGG DILDOS

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Chinaman icecube

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>this kills all the crabs

ahh the good times
when they only had to put one person of colour in the ad

Magic beer.

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>xD
Fuck off redditurd

can i get inside the dog and drive him like a car?

Would you stick your dick in hear??

how the hell do they clean those machines?

who are you quoting

>No heads on any of the beers

It's shit

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Not bad. Now superimpose the pancake over the airplane.

how much money can you make as a salmon masturbator?

ok, see you in 15-16 hours

jesus christ, favreau, it's just ice

>people pay thousands of dollars for this shit
Just look at their smug fucking faces as they do it, they know they are ripping stupid rich people off.

The last fish is male. They're breeding salmon.

11/10

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can't wait until i have to tip the robots

>little arrogant dance

does this machines burger-ability threaten you that much?

he's playing with his sausage

how much would i have to pay you to swim in it?

nope

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>Little arrogant dance
it was for the sauce, retard

???
what are you talking about, they are running 24/7

What am I looking at?

>sauce