Why dont you ever play with me anymore Veeky Forums?

It had its very brief time in the sun.

>last few weeks of high school
>teachers don't give a shit what we do
>classroom has a projector
>go on YouTube
>put on the newest episode at the time (meat salad)
>only a few people in the class had even heard of them then
>everybody loved it
>even the teacher laughed
That was SEVEN (7) years ago
Fuck me

Good times. When normies stuck to facebok and reddit stuck to reddit instead of everybody trying to push their shit everywhere

>mussel glasses i think his name is

Muscles Glasses
He wore glasses and had muscles, what was confusing about this

>From 7+ digit views to 5
>They just keep going
Either they're really desperate for a shrinking amount of cash or they actually enjoy what they do.

>instead of everybody trying to push their shit everywhere
If anything, that is 4chans fault. Who do you think started the culture of raids and trolling? We push our agenda more than anyone else

Because you only came up with the name and concept while others were the creatives behind it, then you stole the whole thing from your partners, screwed them out of their money, then sold out to fucking the fucking FYI channel.
You and your beard and bacon can go fuck yourself.

>Who do you think started the culture of raids and trolling?

Usenet. Something Awful. GNAA.

>we
Stop kidding yourself.

how do these guys make money still

They don't, only Harley does because he sold everything to FYI.

last i checked theyve been merchandising their line of cookware

ROSMT was always better.

because you jewed tyler and muscles glasses so hard they quit

also I sent you a fucking KNIGHT HELMET when you asked people to send you hats in the s'mores episode and you never acknowledged it

This coupled with the fact that you can only do so many gross ass recipes that you don't even eat until it gets old. Like, the material itself isn't creative, innovative, or rewatch worthy. It's viral content at best and shock value at worst.

this. I miss them so bad.

the old guard remembers

I'd blow Harley, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).

A friend of mine bought a frying pan and a pot from (((their))) brand, completely worthless. Pan won't get warm in the center, and the pot's handle broke after six weeks.

I suppose that's what you get for falling for the merchandiser jew

that made me gag

This is an oldfag.

no you, he liked shell fish, stupid.

they literally got paid to move to a new city, and by they i mean the entire crew. you dont pay to relocate 10 people and foot the bill for each of their rent for 6 months if they arent profitable

Was this before or after the adpocalypse

cause you cheated Muscles Sunglasses like a bitch

This. It was le annonymouse and guy fawkes shit that popularized Veeky Forums as an invasive site. Previously, we were a refugee camp. Moot started the site as a place to discuss anime waifus when he got banned from SA

Moving costs and 6 months rent is nothing compared to franchise rights to a show.

What do you mean?

Well he was also a big fan of seafood wasn't he?

"Let's get drunk and be obnoxious and eat bacon!!!!!" "Saying sauce annoyingly!!!" "Jack Daniel's SAUCE!!!!!" "Hey guys, let's knit some bacon together and make a bacon blanket to wrap this fast food hamburger casserole in!!!!!"

>Morenstein
We know who's behind this

the niche they picked got old really fast
theyre trying to be hardcore while making food, so they just added bacon and alcohol to oversized foods
it got old really fast imo even though i have fond memories of these fuckers and their giant pizza burger

>when he got banned from SA

When was he banned?
He was actively discussing his fascination with 2ch and the eventual creation of Veeky Forums on SA, and invited his SA buddies to come shitpost.

Their shtick pretty much ran its course in the first year

>Muscles glasses brings balance to the group
>Harley just yells all the time
>Other guys are basically extras
>Muscles glasses gets fat so he leaves the show
>They sell out and start advertising merch
>Run out of ideas so they re-do the same food they've already done
>Get a few C grade celeb cameos before they date into obscurity
>Make a twitch gaming channel as a last resort.
Most of their subs are people that forgot to unsubscribe

...

EMT died when Muscles left
After that it became not just slightly unfunny but HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS tier marketing crap. Honestly that kike asshole deserves to lose everything for fucking over his friends for the monetary jew
>we
Go back newfag

Have you seen their logan paul videos? It couldn't even break 1,000,000, combined. It's actually kind of sad.

>videos became more unfunny
>production values somehow actually got worse
>start up a shitty drama vlog called epic house no one watches

Honestly handle it is the only good thing on that channel and they barely make those anymore.

how did they get so many hot chicks in their videos? they couldn't have paid all of them

the whole bacon craze is long gone

youtube.com/watch?v=lz2SxGNy-Mw
This is the first video of EMT that was upload in 10/09/2010. Feeling old Veeky Forums?

Instagram thots looking for publicity?

Who has the deadest eyes? Harley or Chris Hardwick?

I'm surprised this still exists.
I mean you've seen one you've seen them all.

it went downhill the moment muscle guy (with the shades) left the show

We had someone bring in their Xbox and 4 controllers and we played CoD4. Band weenies allegedly had a gamecube and Smash Bros they played often until a new band teacher got rid of it.

Sowse

get the fuck out, newfriend

Strippers, boi.
Betcha they got paid by the minute.

Chris Hardwick.

Man i remember him on g4 back when he was still funny, somehow web soup (a show that should've died immediately) was pretty good. Now he's just a shill, and he probably knows it but doesn't really care

let me introduce you to a group of "people" called thots.

yes

>Olivia Munn is the only famous one
>Adam Sessler took roids and started getting assbanged by trannies (I guess he meant a different type of X-Play)
>Alison Rapp turned out to be the worst kind of human being possible
>Don't know what happened to everyone else

Man, that seems like ages ago when that channel used to be something other than COPS reruns.

>We will never see Olivia Munn almost shattering her kneecaps from jumping into a pool full of pudding while wearing a French maid outfit ever again.
>Chris Gore will never tell you what DVDs to buy again.
>Kevin P will never show you the top web videos of the day because Tosh.0 ripped off Around the Net.

Feels bad man.

>Kevin P will never show you the top web videos of the day because Tosh.0 ripped off Around the Net.

I mean
It was basically just an internet version of America's Funniest Home Videos

>Muscles Glasses and fat bald dude leave
>coincidentally stops being fun to watch

I liked the dumb bald guy, but they got rid of him with muscles glasses right?

>c grade celeb
fucking arnold is not a c grade celeb

youtube.com/watch?v=dg4rylxSg5c

>GNAA
Haven't heard that one in AGES. Brings me back to the IRC days.

this
he's a fucking vegan now

You're has-beens.

The only cooking show I watch on Youtube these days is Binging with Babbish.