What would happen if you ate silica gel?

It would have the effect of pouring salt on a slug but from the inside out.

reminds me of that twitter story where a guy poured the DO NOT EAT packet into his friends cup noodles as a prank and the friend ended up in the hospital because the packet was filled with iron

>"Identify yourselves to the world"

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...

If you ate it, would you dry.

I really really really like this image

Save it friend, it's all yours.

Good pasta

i want to fuck that frog

I love memes.

New memes
Old memes
Funny frog memes
Copy pasta
I love the banana meme

All memes are great.

I really like this post

Can I save it?

thanks Iori

Each piece can absorb around 120 liters of liquid, so you would instantly turn into a mummy.

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

no

You grow fake tits

That's not funny, my brother died that way.

do you remember that star trek episode where the aliens reduced the crew to little cubes of matter?
that would happen

i want to be the guy who posts this post in every thread. how do i start? any pointers/things i might run into that i haven't anticipated?

They were dodecahedrons, as I recall

same diff OP's fucked if anyone steps on him or anything

Serious answer: you’d have some stomach discomfort/pain and be at risk of dehydration, but nothing drinking a lot of water won’t alleviate. It’ll ultimately pass through the other side in the same state that it went in. The stuff is nontoxic but the warnings are there because the package looks like that of fast food salt and little kids are retarded

Doesn't taste like salt though

Kind of does I ate some before

If you like Himalayan Pink Salt you'll love silica gel

just be urself and bring condoms ;)

This meme is shit since nothing would happen to Apu.

me and my buds used to call it "donut eat"
shit tastes good
it absorbs a lot of the flavors of the food its in and has a nice texture

in elementary school some kid used to eat these at recess. he called the crystals and after a few of this he was gone for a couple weeks.

Side effects
>Dry eyes
>An irritated, dry feeling in your throat
>Aggravated, dry mucous membranes and nasal cavity
>An upset stomach or stomach discomfort

>OP's face after eating the desiccant packet