It's just a fucking hair lol XD

Reminds me.
>be teenager hippie
>something stuck in eye
>ask friend to look
>"fuck all there mate"
>10 minutes of irritated eye and I ask again
>he just about sees something
>grabs onto a little hair
>pulls out one of my hippie hairs over a foot long from behind my eyeball
>convinced I have all kinds lost crap behind my eyes, loose change, missing lego, dads old car keys etc.

Lurk more.

Free protein

I was hoping for a rather more helpful answer, user.

When you pull it out of your ass, that's when it's a real bother

it's a webm about some lady who was preparing a hotdog and she inserted it in her vagina before serving it to the customer. footage was caught on security camera. i don't have said webm but I this post has satisfied your curiousity.

Thanks, that was an actually helpful post, man.

So is semen, but you don't see me lining up at the local gloryhole

I always eat any hair I find in my food.
The act of eating the hair allows you to share a secret intimacy with it's previous owner.
I have dozens of lovers who aren't even aware of my existence.

what the fuck could you be comparing it to? The hair?

God, pulling a long hair out of my mouth turns me on like you wouldn't believe. That's how you know it belongs to a woman. It's like they've dominated you by forcing you the humiliation of pulling their hair out of your mouth in front of company. I can't think of it as anything besides sexual. God, I just want a woman to spit into my mouth.

>footage was caught on security camera.
it's a fake video tho

Well obviously you go under the cover of darkness so people dont know how big a fag you are.

Your penis.

>demand another plate for free
>eat with gruntled expression
>leave no tipping
>leave one star review at yelp after

I know a guy with long hair and [spoiler]dandruff[/spoiler] who's a chef
>shit is hilarious, even the pasta

No. You'll die if I eat this.

>it's the short, curly ones you should be most scared of
>be in pizzaria
>git pizza
haven't eaten out since

why isn't he wearing a hat like bag?

damn this picture trigers me every time I see it in the catalog

fucking savage 10/10

>Blond, brown, black, smooth mid length hair
I'll pluck it out and go about my meal
>Black, tight curled, pube-like nigger hair
Bitch you better fucking recomp this or make it anew

No problem in my house
Don't even check anymore
I have 6 dogs
Dog hair is everywhere
Even find it in ice cubes
No family members will come to dinner at my place
Not allowed to bring a dish to potlucks, unless it is store bought
I am a pariah because of some dog hairs
My mother chain smokes while cooking
Drops ash all over the place
Her cooking is good to go
My brother is filthy dirty, rarely bathes
Family lines up for his "Special Chilli"
But the dog hair guy is an outcast

shift click

What a c.uckold.

for fucks sake, user.

my parents are like this. my dad always says "it all just mixes in your belly" and proudly digs in.

since moving out I have decided to not have pets, constantly wash my hands, and not eat food on the floor. They think im a prude

>two namefags fighting over which is gayer
Pot kettle black

I hated reading this

you and your family thoroughly revolt me and I know that's not a nice thing to say to a stranger about their own personal business but you really did not present any of this in an especially flattering light so my shame is limited

You wouldn't die if the chef blew a load on your meal either. Would you still eat it?

6 doggos? Ye gods.

You wouldn't ?!

We all ate more disgusting stuff but hair is a bit weird to eat because its not biteable and it sticks in your mouth

This almost made me gag.
Why does this seem less disgusting to me than the hair, when it should be the other way around?

Too bad it's actually a guy with long hair.

...

The main drawback I see with eating hair is it's undigestible and could very likely end up in your appendix causing appendicitis.

I see the hair, but man, you have murdered that egg
and whatever that other thing is that looks like pork throat.

I hate it when people waste food to make a meme picture like this.

This, Meds don't understand sanitation so if you see that you're in for a germfest FOR SURE bro

That's because you aren't an enterprising individual

i dont think the cooking board should be making me want to throw up more than the other boards

Not sure why you feel that way. Do you enjoy little bits of shit in your soup?

Pretty sure that's raw chicken wing

I have already seen people share a screenshot of this thread on facebook

Depends. If the chef ate lots of fresh fruit it would at least be palatable. If he tended toward shit it would be like seasoning with chlorox... or so I've heard.

>hurrr I'm friends with people who repost Veeky Forums threads to Facebook
You must be one gay son of a bitch then

screw the meal
free chef load

But, user. Befriending and laughing at cringelords and dramaqueens is the only reason to be on facebook at all.
You don't think people are sending you friend requests because they like you, do you?

oh jesus fuck. this post is some serious cognitohazard

>woman

>Free protein
>free
GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING COMMIE

Its just my baby going into your belly as nature intended. Just be my wife now and and be beautiful with nice bosom s and pretty face. XD

my mom once had a hair that got tangled around a single taste bud. That hair had to stay in her mouth until the taste bud died. Fuck you, clean your dirty fucking dishes and wear a hair net.