Last Meals

Ok fellow cu/ck/s, you're on death row. What's your last meal?

For me it's:

>20 cajun ranch smoked chicken wings with ranch dressing to dip
>Half pound crinkle cut fries
>22 oz. Porterhouse steak dressed with herbed butter cooked medium
>Garlic mashed potatoes with beef gravy
>Bacon Cheeseburger
>1 Popeyes fried chicken breast
>Pan fried brussle sprouts with bacon
>Chicken Ceasar side salad
>1 pint mint chocolate chip ice cream
>1 liter Inca Cola with ice
>1 liter distilled water with ice
>1 American Spirit Mild cigarette

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one Japanese preteen girl

Easy there, Sagawa-san.

>put on death row
>implying you'd actually get executed within your lifetime
Oh well, assuming I get that far I guess I'd have
>my mother's homemade chicken strips
>my mother's homemade mashed potatoes and chicken gravy
>my mother's homemade fried chicken livers
>my mother's homemade peach dump cake
>a scoop of breyers vanilla
Hmm I wonder why you're on death row inmate

>breyers

Originally shit taste

They stopped letting people have those after some guy ordered like ten of them and then didn't bother raping or eating a single one.

what a waste

I don't want to eat some gormet meal for my last, I'd want something nostalgic and comfy
Breyers was the ice cream my dad would by to sate his sweet tooth and I'd eat a scoop with him every saturday night when we watched movies together

I'm not a super fancy guy with a taste for lobster and caviar so i guess just steak and potatoes with a green salad like my Dad cooks for me sometimes

Now I feel bad

That sinful bird thing the French eat under a towel to hide from god

Medium Abby's pizza, half pepperoni - half pepperoni
Dragon River (bellingham) General Tso and pork fried rice
Tom Kha Gai from somewhere good with jasmine rice
McDonald's large fries -meh, make it 2 of those
Coke in a can, six-pack
Charcuterie and cheese: salami gentile, hot coppa, serrano ham, Beemster gouda XO, Fromager d'Affinois, olive salad (I'm going to need to make that), toasted crusty bread, random accoutrements.
7-11 nachos and a graveyard slurpee, unless they have banana.

>half pepperoni - half pepperoni
Fuck me...
Half linguica.

Unironically good spread desu

No do-overs, you get half pepperoni - half pepperoni

One lethal injection antidote

he deserves his punishment

Oh shit, I forgot. Also hook a nigga up with 8 crab rangoons

They inject potassium into your heart, you would die anyway

Half a glass of water and a bottle of laxatives.

A spaghetti bolognaise cooked by my mom

Both you faggots are getting the chair

Key lime pie served from Sofia Vergara's vagina

My last meal is bullet buddy

Same, but make it French silk and Ana De Armas' vagina

So the same but change everything about it?

It's still pie served from a vagina

The basic premise is still there

>weed
>milk tea with syrup
>a whole tub of B&JS salted caramel core
>doritos ranch
>salmon and mackerel sushi
>strawberry belgian chocolate fondue
>over ripe banana
>vegetable stirfry

fettucine alfredo and apple cider.

Pie ex pie
Nice get

/thread

Some gastronomy food

5 grams of dried psilocybian mushrooms blended into a strawberry banana smoothie

An entire head of raw cauliflower and a two litre of cherry coke zero.

"Sir that's an illegal subastance, under law we cannot and will not use that ingredient. But I can add some soymilk to give it a nice tastefeeling".

A single can of Coke, properly chilled, served in a wide-brimmed glass.

Enough corn kernels to fill my stomach completely and a request to use the electric chair for my execution.

I made some duck rangoons with a blackberry sweet and sour sauce for the Veeky Forums challenge this year. Was pretty dank.
You may add some crab rangoons to your OP.

a single grain of rice tied to a greased up field mouse set loose in the yard

dis

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Probably something that will give me the shits like an Indian or KFC. Make as much mess as possible

Pallet of chocolate covered pretzels
Drum of grape jam
Desk of Cheez-its
Hammock of cake

Nice

None, but probably some snow and hopefully the law will humor it by then.

Mom's crawfish etoufee served over Zatarins par boiled rice

4 fried catfish strips, Zatarins fish fry only

8 jumbo fried shrimp, Zatarins fish fry

Cold potato salad made with only 80% mashed potatoes, mayo, dash of mustard and seasonings

Slice of NY cheesecake with a chocolate lava cake on the side

A bucket of borscht, two dozen pickled eggs and several cans of beans with hot sauce. I will make sure that everybody in the room suffers more than me

A burgerbox fish basket
Zeke's cod combo w fried mushroom and eggplant with hushpuppies
dr pepper
Peach cobbler with a scoop of bluebell vanilla ice cream

Mmmm comfort food

>a personalll pepperoni pizza.
>half a bucket of fried chicken
>curly fries
>a medium Reese's blizzard for dessert
>diet coke

the world's rarest truffle

there is this one obscure restaurant in the northshore illinois/chicago region called Barnaby's... a baked mostaccioli from them would definitely be my last meal

Ten buffalo wings
Ten lemon pepper wings
A skewer of garlic butter shrimp
Bottle or two of good beer

Gin martinis
12 oz. New York cut steak done Chicago outside, medium rare inside, with sauteed mushrooms and onions on the side
Asparagus or French green beans done with lemon, garlic and butter
Twice baked potato
Red wine

Tiramisu
Coffee and port

Scotch

brown

Most prisons dont even do "last meals" and just give you what the mess hall has that day.

A heaping portion of chicken phaal, which I then throw in the guard's face, disabling him, which gives me an opportunity to disarm him and fight my way out of prison.

Song related

youtube.com/watch?v=SgQi01SBEZQ

>A Mega Mouth Muchacho Burger with a bucket of Honkey sauce
>A grilled As Big As Your Head Texas Mama Jama Slamma with extra Tortilla dip
>An extra large tower of Poor Boy's Po Boy (double duece shrimp of course)
For dessert
>Hot Load A La Mode with a double chubble drizzling of Chocolate Gravy Train

You monster.

>2 volcano burritos
>1 box of sugar cookies
>newport menthol cigarette
>.45 kimber pro carry with 1 BJHP

>1 bowl beef stew
>1 grilled cheese w/ tomato soup
>1 heath klondike bar for dessert
>orange hi-c from mcd's fountain to drink
>2 kamel red cigs
comfy :)

NOW YOU'RE READY FOR THAT FINAL TRIP TO FLAVORTOWN

>1 big fat African cock

eggs make me vomit and diarrhea profusley so probably that so they have a nice mess to clean up

A big tasty cup of steaming bleach and cyanide icecream.

Decently prepared pad thai with shrimp. And a Cock and Bull ginger beer to wash it down.

As much fried chicken liver as they allow me.

And a beer.

web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Fresh warm bread
Room temperature butter
500g of Prosciutto

Banoffee pie

3 cans of diet coke
3 cans of dr pepper

A Bible

A kilo of unpopped corn kernels and a stick of butter.

Ketchup
Catsup

>10 cheese White Castles
>1 14oz. grilled rib eye
>1 beef and cheese burrito
>Boiled Shrimp with clarified butter
>Curly fries with fry sauce
>Rum and coke
>Oreo brownie sundae from DQ
>1 Marlboro NXT cig
>Iskra Lawrence's asshole

I'll die a happy man

300 gr steak with cream mushroom sauce
Aligot on sides
Satay beef with peanut sauce
Crispy chinese pork
Roast pork belly with gravy
Desert creme brulee
And caramel pudding
I'd wash that down with lime mojito
And vanilla milkshake

rainbow white bread and salted butter and a glass of fairlife choco milk

>tfw I like key lime pie and ana de armas the most
I don't know who to pick

Yuo can have what you wan fren mix n match like mcpick 2

A large bag of unpopped popcorn kernels.

Too easy, final meal: euthanasia immunity pills. Checkmate detective.

A big bowl of sambar.

2 popeyes spicy chicken sadwiches
5 argentinian spinach empanadas
1 bowl of salad with that japanese dressing
Homemade sweet iced tea with lemon
one plate of that one deli's hummus
my mother's tiramisu
my nan's chocolate cake
some cold milk

The worlds rarest truffle

>reuben
>plate of assorted sushi
>chinese takeout general tso chicken
>broccoli & lo mein
>big ol pilsner
>some pipe tobacco

3 king taco carnitas tacos
chili cheese fries
wonton soup
bacon wrapped asparagus
wagyu ribeye
french dip
can of zevia
shot of liquor and a blunt

>Pipe tobacco
>Tfw no pipe

Good luck chowing down on that fresh drum

Nothing too wild.

>Smoked Buffalo Wings
>My Mom's homemade mac and cheese
>18 oz. Filet Mignon
>Mashed Potatoes
>Pint of Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby
>Pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes
>Fifth of Jameson
>6 pack of this local beer

Pork chops and rice like how my dad used to make them
;_;

Chicken wings and fries from Ward's. Austin Cheese crackers. Flavorblasted goldfish. 12 pack of Guinness stout. Some zebra gum. A djarum black.

a 28 oz porterhouse well done with ketchup and a shirley temple

...

>>Pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes
>>Fifth of Jameson

You and I would be good friends.

To bad you cant execute them twice

Gonna try that tomorrow

Popeyes large red beans and rice with biscuit
gyro from my favorite place
TGIF potato skins from frozen food section with ranch
Cheesy potato burrito from taco Bell
Six pack diet Coke
Fried catfish plate from my favorite local place

blowfish cuz I've always wanted to try that

a bucket of KFC dark meat and a bottle ofVeuve Clicquot

Did I get drunk and post this?

cyanide
hahahaha fuck you guys you can't kill me if i kill myself first

a big juicy cock so I can die choking on it

>Veal Scalopini
>Seafood Alfredo
>Salmon, tuna, snapper sushi
>Chicken Pad thai
>Pho Ga
>Beef tenderloin like ma makes with mashed potatoes, gravy, peas,carrots
>The best chicken burrito every made
>Pure guacamole

An order of every curry from that indian place in san antonio, 750 ml of vodka and a pack of djarum menthols.

Two quarter Porkies with cheese, one McGrease, no cheese, Meaty McMeat Meat Meat, cheese, and Appley Pie with meat.