Why do only women and gays enjoy dark chocolate?

>now

It seems the grammar police have been having a bit of a crackdown lately.

>I am x
GTFO you stupid attention seeking faggot

Why kind of boring idiot doesn't like dark chocolate

>reading comprehension

My wife eats 70% when she has PMS. It helps I guess.

Chocolate can have significant mineral content. I had cramps when I stopped eating 2-3 tablespoons cocoa powder each day and didn't replace the magnesium with something else.

I’m hetero and a man, and unlike you my palette is developed enough to enjoy the taste of cacao without adding babbys milk to it.

I've finished school, I got to leave early because I beat up on all the nerds and one never woke up. You remind me of him.

People who get mad about dick chicks are actually too stupid to comprehend a simple sentence.

In my experience, most women prefer milk chocolate, and normal guys just dont fucking care
As a straight man i prefer dark but thats because i like the slightly fruity flavor more than the sivkeningly sweet of most milk chocolate

is it bad that i actually like dark chocolate
i like its slightly bitter taste

Actually it could be either.

>i like its slightly bitter taste
so you like semen?

No one said anything about it being bad. Why are you so homophobic?

alright i'm sorry mom and dad

dark chocolate is for anyone who isn't an amerilard who appreciates the taste of chocolate

milk chocolate is literally ratshit with sugar in it

>I like sweet milk chocolate
>I'm not gay

>urr durr you fascist
Get the fuck out you extremely retarded nigger

"Oh no I'm in a thread about chocolate and no one's mentioned my obsession with the USA"

"oh no I'm an insecure flyover who thinks that everyone who posts a throwaway meme is literally an ISIS terrorist plotting to bomb my corn field in the middle of nowhere"

>literally ratshit
>being this histrionic

>using the wrong word is a grammar error

>ladder $148
Killing yourself has gotten fucking expensive. I swear these corporate assholes...

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>it's not the bitter thing that tastes like ratshit, it's the sweet one!

Are you the guy who's been reviving the "fedora" memes recently?

The one I'd really like to see more of is the doge memes

The butyric acid in milk chocolate is what gives it the rat shit taste.

I just get cocoa powder for my vegan fruit sweetened nicecream and leave the cocoa butter to the fatties :-)

>soyboys love it too
This

>intense flavor, somewhat bitter
>goes well with strong coffee and liquor
I'd say dark chocolate is manlier than milk chocolate

>milk chocolate is literally ratshit with sugar in it
The key difference between milk chocolate and dark chocolate isn’t sugar content, it’s the lack of milk in dark chocolate.

>rat shit

faggot

dark chocolate is strong and SUPER addicting