Fictional foods you always wanted to try

>using a term coined by jamie oliver
remember that time he made a frittata with weeds he found growing on the side of the road and it gave everybody diarrhea?
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IT'S CALLED A FLAMING HOMER FAGGOT

Don't disrespect Moe Szyslak bitch ass.

it's called a flaming homer you brain-dead shitnigger

Probably a krabby patty

A three course meal piece of gum.

For me, it's the McChicken.

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>Greek god ambrosia
>senzu beans
>gummy bear juice
>elven bread
>an epic Redwall feast

>they have flaming moes at simpsons land
>didn't even bother to make the fucking things purple
it's just fucking mountain dew with bubbles

That's actually pretty disappointing. Could have at least put cough syrup inside.

The Simpsons donut.

Wimpy burgers

Where do you get the best donuts?

There's a local place nearby, but an old hippy couple owns it and they only work when they want to, so it's simply luck if you happen to be passing by and they're open. Nice couple though, and they make incredible donuts for a dollar.

BoSa is definitely the best I've had. I don't know what they're doing, but they have made a donut that tastes as good as Homer's donuts look.

Just make a regular damn burg.

Yes!! I have always wanted to try virtually anything from Wonka’s magical edible land.

they literally printed the secret formula in a jokebook i had as a kid
theres no secret its just meat pickels onions tomato ketchup mustard etc

Then how is Plankton fucking up every time?

scripted show

Glam Doll, once a year at most.

They had a few vegan filled ones the last time I took my otter there.

>*points to donut cut in half with cream oozing out*
>"would you like that to be you? xD"

arent all donuts vegan donuts

Not if they're fried in animal fat.

Are they soy? How is your transitioning going?

>remember that time he made a frittata with weeds he found growing on the side of the road and it gave everybody diarrhea?
no?

The asoiaf series has amazing food. I want to try the Sister's Stew that has a ton of seafood in it.

Epic redwall feast is it for me. Used to make me incredibly hungry at night while I was reading

>6 years old, 6th birthday
>love Teletubbies
>mum decides to make me Tubby Toast for breakfast
>spends a pretty long time carving bread slices into circles, and somehow managing to make faces on the toast
>serves tubby toast for breakfast
>I am really excited and happy
>dad is hungover and mad again
>sits down at the table
>starts asking 'what the fuck is this fucking toast you stupid slag' to my mum
>she meekly explains it is Tubby Toast for my birthday
>he looks at me
>''Maybe this ugly little mistake wants burnt fucking toast to smile at him, the only thing I want smiling at me is a fucking woman who has made me a full english''
>throws all the toast on the floor and tells me to fuck off
>my mother starts apologising and cooking him a fucking full english breakfast
>dad eventually leaves for work
>go downstairs
>mum is clearly crying
>she gives me my presents
>one of them is a toy car
>one is a toy firetruck
>one is some lego
>one is a toy dinosaur
>dad superglued condoms to all of them with post it notes saying things like 'i wish your mothers womb had caught fire with you inside' on the firetruck and 'i wish a dinosaur had eaten you on the way back from the hospital'
>pretend they aren't there, thank mum for the gifts and hug her
>dad beat her later on

didnt happen

There's often various dairy/egg stuff in them.

Nice meme.

Goat man cum. It's supposed to taste like honey and salted caramel

Anime meat

The secret is the way the meat for the patty is prepared and seasoned. There was an episode about that.

yes

more specifically, goat-tier ragout rabbit
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>supposed to
I think you're getting memed on anonymous

Pea Croquettes and Sauteed Myconid looks delicious.

6/10 if oc, too edgy 4 me

mothership.sg/2017/11/final-fantasy-xv-hong-kong-fan-recreated-all-100-recipes-from-the-game/

Pea croquettes is hardly fictional. Cook some split peas, mash em a bit, add in some regular peas, form into ball, flour, egg, breadcrumbs, deepfry.

>sauteed myconid
Saute some large mushrooms with herbs and butter
>pea croquettes
What said.

Yeah, I know, but they look so fucking big.

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Nah but I remember the time they found mold growing in the meat locker, and not the good kind for making salami

Drippy from aqua teen. I bet he tasted like cauliflower

Salty chocolate balls

Skooma is a stimulant, though.

What the fuck. I wanted to try one of these when I was in Universal Studios so badly because I've loved The Simpsons ever since childhood but the fuckers stiffed me.

From everything I saw beforehand, there is supposed to be a bakery/donut shop Lard Lady in Simpsons Land where you can buy them. Great. Awesome.

I get there and the ONLY donuts available are the absolutely massive novelty ones that are the size of a fucking cake and made to be shared by 6 or 8 people. No regular normal sized donuts to be seen anywhere and I kept asking around too.

No way I was going to spend 20 dollars on a gigantic cake for only myself, that's crazy. And Universal was a two hour bus trip from my hotel so it's not the kind of thing I could have saved or rationed over days either. A donut won't age or travel well.

They stomped on my sprinkle pink dreams.

Lard LAD.

Autocorrect god damn come on now

I always thought Moon Sugar and Skooma were like cocaine and crack, respectively.

nice blog entry, faggot

>>an epic Redwall feast
Oh man, this. 10% of any given RW book was descriptive food porn.

I'll give you a 3/10 for your 'dad' being pissed that you got attention on your birthday. That superglue thing is just too much effort for an abusive dad tho. Also a 6y/o can't read that fucking wall of text your 'dad' wrote. Your shitty dad is supposed to neglect you or hurt you with kneejerk reactions not craft some statue with superglue and condoms. Keep up the good work.

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woah fruit

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dont know why but i always craved those flowers.

brahh, also want that, stick a straw on them and just suck out that catsup meatty juice.

The THICC Squishee.

The grubs in Lion King looked legitimately tasty.
Also almost everything in Shokugeki no Soma.

is there a video of this?
pls

>/cock/ will never come back

Meat Mithkabobs.

crack is just cocaine cooked down with baking soda

>kid growing up in Australia
>watching american t.v. shows
>always see twinkies
>they look so fluffy and tasty
>finally go to the u.s. when I'm 14
>the world is a lie

We are closer to next year's April fool's than this past one.

>Veeky Forums instead gets paired up with /aco/

Popplers.

The cookie and milk from the Aristocats

Cartoon steak. I always had it in my head that they would taste very different from real steak.

redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Redwall_Food
Literally fucking A N Y T H I N G from Redwall

I'm pretty sure a goat man told you this on the internet so you'd suck his dick. But I would too, user.

>tfw you will never have a Senzu bean

trips of sneed

>The Mr. Hyde potion
>the 'Eat Me' biscuit and 'Drink Me' beverage from down the rabbit hole
>the children that came before Hansel and Grettle
>Dune's 'spice'
>pickle Rick, (possibly as a prosciutto/cream cheese wrap, or on a burger made from tma large succulent endangered animal)

I could go for a senzu bean burrito, a hearty senzu/pot roast chili, or maybe just a senzu bean-dip and queso.

7-layer senzu bean dip.

>That time when, Yajirobe ate 1000's of years worth of senzu beans.

I Imagine them being like wasabi peas.

The Sinner's Sandwich from Deadly Premonition.

Everything in Dragon's Crown
Estus
The spirits in Bastion

I've always imagined Estus tasting like breakfast juice

Oh fuck the broodwich.

The jawbreakers from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy.

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do you know the price of animal fats? unless you make something at home you'll never buy anything fried in animal fat. donuts are basically vegan.

I'm curious about the special stuff.

I wanna go to the Nekopara's La Soleil. 50% for the catgirls 50% for the actual food because it always sounds so yummy.

>no one fucking said Scooby snacks yet
I hate all of you

I've always wanted to try this

It's dog food you faggot. The only reason Shaggy likes it is because he's a retarded stoner.

It's just a ritz cracker. And the milk is just heated milk with cinnamon and vanilla in it. Simple stuff.

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