>eating fast food burgers like a filthy peasant >paying so much and going so far to eat animal feed >not making your own for cheaper/tastier/comfort of your home/even faster compared to when done by a monkey who might have wiped his butt and touched your shit
Why is Veeky Forums so full of retards?
Christian Brown
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Sebastian Evans
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Bentley Thompson
Big mac sauce is really just thousand island dressing
Grayson Reyes
I love you OP are you gonna take a picture of you scratching your cat again?
Jack Hall
i think u mistake me with someone else...
Caleb Thomas
why are your patties so uneven
Levi Kelly
i thought you were the guy making cubans around thanksgiving
Leo Thompson
>no onions
Jason Miller
>disfigured tomatoes >disfigured patties >chunks of unmelted cheese >wrong kind of cheese >JESUS IS THAT FUCKING SPINACH?! >no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles >seinfeld_end_my_life.jpg
well at least they have a decent sear I guess...
Nathan Myers
That looks abysmally bad, my friend
Liam Bell
wow that looks like it would taste exactly like a big mac
Matthew Wood
p.s. i think big macs taste like FUCKING ASS
Landon Evans
I have yet to have a homecooked burger or restaurant burged that tastes better than BK, Carls Jr, or McDonald's. I've tried and tried, countless times. Closest I've come to a good homecooked burger was using the more expensive Bubba Burger patties. But it still didn't compare to even the 1.29 big burger at Carls Jr.
David Price
use different ingredients that the store would use, not your usual home ingredients
Dylan Mitchell
I've had home made burgers from dozens of different places/families and nearly all of them fall short of fast food chain burgers. They just have access to magic shit we don't.
Aiden Green
I agree about the taste and the price, but how can you claim that homemade burgers are faster? Picking up a burger on my way home from work takes approximately 2-5 minutes of zero effort waiting, and that's the reason I get them every now and then.
Ian Cruz
Don't crowd the pan, homie
Zachary Russell
Don't listen to these twats OP. Make my own on my George Foreman grill to pack for work lunches myself. Marinated in Dales Seasoning + Garlic, Seasame bun, cheese, tomato, onion and mustard... works out just dandy.
Carson Taylor
you really felt so proud of that you had to put it on the internet?
Luis Allen
don't repeat memes you don't know the meaning of
Ryan Rogers
Don't buy pre-made burger patties then solve your retardation, then season and cook em.
Asher Lee
that shits right
Jaxon Lopez
Are you retarded?
Dylan Green
crowding the pan is a warning against letting things steam (wet heat) rather than cook real fuckin hot with minimal steam that pic is not going to steam any fucking hamburgers , they're touching for like a quarter inch on a side man i mean if you just don't like crowding you pan cause it's rude to the burgers then don't, i applaud you for thinking about your burgers feelings, but that's not going to affect how they taste
Isaac Powell
Good god how do you fuck up a burger worse than Carl's, man
Daniel Kelly
Do you people just live in the darkness?
Why is it that every oc pic that is posted to ck is in a room that looks like it has no lights inside it
Julian Mitchell
global warming bro
Sebastian Flores
most of their creations are made hiding from the sight of god
Brody Richardson
just look up a copycat recipe if you're so used to fast food burgers damn, also they use a griddle or flat top grill which may help
Asher Nelson
>faster >than the premade burgers sitting under a heating lamp >being faster than instantaneous
Flash please go back to /co/
Logan Martinez
How do fash food places keep their patties so JOOCY? All the burgs I have ever had from any home cook have been dry inside no matter how they cook or prepare it.
Blake Taylor
but it was very delicious... get rekt u bitter virgin
Colton Bennett
>having burned out dopamine junkie palate i'm sorry you're incapable of having taste
Sebastian Butler
That looks great, good job.
Benjamin Ward
>Too much cheese, uneven melting >Patty formation is war crime levels of poor >Roma tomatoes and spinach for toppings >Sauce spread on bun not consistent Delet this
Sebastian Ross
I would learn to cool but I have terrible anxiety and don't like to be see by roommates. If I could afford to live alone I have so many foods I'd like to try to cook
Jace Cox
>tfw crowded the pan with my teriyaki chicken earlier
Jace Diaz
how long do you leave the bread on it?
Matthew Mitchell
>NEW >NO U
Looks pretty bad senpai, but it's a start. Making some burgers tonight with some pickles and hot sauce it's gonna be lit.
Austin Turner
>What would you like on your malformed burger, sir? >I'd like a smaller, manlet malformed burger >Excellent choice, sir, coming right up.