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this is fucking disgusting

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thats all i got
dont think any non food ones slipped through

whoops
ok this is the only one

is yum feed a parody account? some of those shots are kinda comedic

Is this Jack's wife?

Okay that is really horrible, seriously just give it a quick death and don't let it suffer. This is completely unnecessary.

Has anyone ever made these? These look good.

Is that cat ok?
He's not sick or anything right?

>cats literally see people as big cats

ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING

kill yourself retard. that eel doesnt have a head you fucking spastic.

Whose the dingus who plated that shit?
Those salad leafs and the shitty cut bellpepper look like shit.

That looks like someone just pulled out a tin of cat food

we used to make them as bar food special on a few days a month.
They are a bitch to prep but taste great. But it aint worth it for at home i guess. just make normal onion rings with a nice cheese dip, way less hustle.

Imagine how awful that must smell

It literally doesn't have a head you virgin

Did you even watch it?

Yeah but he looked a little weird.
I guess they sedated him so he wouldn't run around while hooked ho to the machine.

Don't forget the eggplant emoji

He doesn't look thrilled about it but I think he's ok. Cats are ok with weird shit sometimes

>t

Yeah get fucked. Been to other parts on japan and it's not that rare.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A cat is going to eat that, right?

Any scientific explanation to why it is still moving? I don't see lemon poured on it so it can't be spasms caused by electrolytes.

*puke*

does it need a scientific explanation?
it doesn't have a head

>how much cheese you want?
>I want to forget I even ordered food
>say no more

What are they scooping out of??

so does the watermelon really just boil the chicken in water?

disgusting

Wtf

a cheese wheel

heat makes the eel muscles move.

Welp, I could definitely have lived the rest of my life having never seen that.

Could have lived without seeing that also...

I hope so because that doesn’t look appealing but it doesn’t look like they are serious either.

Gross

I want to move around like that when I die (as long as it’s not in front of loved ones). I would love to freak people out.

Most likely it's lemon or salt activating the nerves, causing the to twitch randomly. Not sure if that should happen with cooked food though.

Where is this?I assume that’s meant for 2? Or 4?

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash

you're in after several of those

That’s too much.

it's a pasta you silly dum dum

Oh weird, no wonder. Thanks for clarifying.

Yeah, I know animals have spasms like that post-mortem but it still looks creepy as hell.

Nice mustache best results wow

how about a Mexican food truck?

Fucking LGBT propaganda.

Is that EmmyMadeInJapan?
At least it was a joke video as far as I know.

Nervous system is still functional. But it can't process any stimuli including pain since, you know, it doesn't have a fucking head.

that was way more disturbing than what i expected

americans were a mistake

fag cake

buddy?

wtf is wrong with that yolk

Is he gonna be okay?

i always get nausea watching this disgusting shit. hell, i have no problem with /b/s rekt treads, but this?

Is ALL pain processed in the head?
There's neurons all throughout the body, you know.

is that raw meat?

Yes it is. There are neurons all over the body but in order for a pain stimulus to be experienced as pain, the nerve impulses need to reach the brain where the sensation is integrated and interpreted.

>taps knife

Do americans really do this?

and even then most animal brains won't do more than receive an impulse and send out a reaction, sapience is not universal..

Thank you

gotchu OP

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>day 50 of nofap

I'M SO FUCKING HORNY

Fucking peruvian 5-guys

How the fuck is that even possible. I can't last a week

I was fine until it started moving on the plate

it's at the point where I'm so backed up that when I take a shit that requires some strain, the pressure on my prostate makes a huge load slurp out of my flaccid dick

I wish i was kidding

This, we also had the issue of having to use the rest of the onion parts that weren't to size in salsa.

Not a problem for us,
but if you're gonna do this at home, prepare to either waste food or make salsa.

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