rate my sausages i am making for breakfast, it is now 11:59 for I technically made it in the morning
Rate my sausages i am making for breakfast, it is now 11:59 for I technically made it in the morning
Show us a picture of the sausage. All I see is a pile of vomit and some turds
it's done and right there
I think we already have a gore thread.
looks bad todd
Get Veeky Forums in here, I think we’re dealing with a Nurgle cultist.
tasted okay though, but to be honest, I didn't put much effort into preparing this, probably just order takeout for supper
clean your kitchen
sort yourself out
Are you proud that you live in your own filth so you post pictures of it on the internet?
What's up, masao?
Not enough peaches
I think I see some sambucha in there.
Oh shit are you that user with the tremendously filthy appartment ? I thought you died of sepsis or bubonic plague or something
requesting more kitchen pics
this stuff is like the Veeky Forums version of torture porn
>all that disgusting sewer water in the sink
user... do you need help?
clean
your
kitchen
Good thread in the making. Let's see the rest of your place OP, please.
There is something severely wrong with you OP.
Please go back to your al/ck/ containment thread
my fucking sides
MASAO
I don't know why people keep saying that to me every time I post.
It's not tremendously filthy that's a hyperbole, you should have seen my neighbours, although she cleaned it recently it's still comparable to my existence, but I keep all my dirt contained in certain areas whereas hers is like a layer of filth everywhere
You could come clean my sink, I guess, I don't know how that water just keeps getting dirtier, I never use that sink
You are probably completely desensitized to just how filthy your home is. I grew up in a hoarder home so I’ve been there, get out while you can and clean your fucking house.
Where do you live OP? Ill help you clean that shit
I'd never be able to get me hand in the water to release it
I'd throw those plates out
Fuck all of that
Notilop
>if I just throw my dishes away I won't have to do them and the sink won't ever get full
first user to actually give good advice, I obviously don't need those dishes anyway, that sink has been like that for months. I knew it was a mistake to put them in water to soak because I was never going to do them.
>implying the sink is the only issue
What you green texted wasnt my logic
I'd throw them out, buy new ones, and clean them
Though for someone like you I'd suggest never having real plates, and/or using a scrub brush with soap dispensing in them. You don't need to soak plates... Run hot water and scrub with soap... Get a drying rack and bam ez pz
Yes user, it is tremendously filthy. It is a horrible, horrible place you're living in.
What is wrong with you asking people to come clean your sink, pull your own weight and free that cat. The cat wants out.
>cleaning brand new plates
you people are obsessed
Clean them after using them user, don't be silly. I was implying routinely cleaning them
they never come when I ask them to come clean, it's easier to get girls to have sex with me than to get them to clean my house or make me dinner
If you buy plates that have been hanging around factories and warehouses you can either give them a good scrub before using them or accept that you'll die of gut agony. Like everything else, up to you.
Doesn't count if you pay or drug them.
I wouldn't come near your place in a hazmat suit.
Imagine the immune system on this guy
this
what the fuck is that pile of shit on the right? is it part of your dinner or an old collection of grease drippings?
>food on filthy counter
>food within millimeters of moldy sink swamp
You dirty fucking pig
>mfw too lazy to cook my own food again and too lazy to go down the street for food and have no cash to pay the neighbour to get my food
Are you the guy that encases all his hideous meals in plastic until the possum stole it all?
wat
HOLY SHIT THAT COUNTER IS FUCKING NASTY
SO IS YOUR FOOD YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT
if the city sees your home like that they would probably demolish it for being a hazard
No that's DinoTendies
Where's your drip tray ffs
Poor fucking cat it does not deserve to walk on such filth that is dirtier than outside, fuck you
Hope you die so the social services people can get into your house and clean it at least
People who don't deserve things:
Me and this meanspirited thread
long gone dunno where
your picture of vomiting is more crass than anything I have posted so don't give me that
Peace be upon him