Rate my sausages i am making for breakfast, it is now 11:59 for I technically made it in the morning

rate my sausages i am making for breakfast, it is now 11:59 for I technically made it in the morning

Show us a picture of the sausage. All I see is a pile of vomit and some turds

it's done and right there

I think we already have a gore thread.

looks bad todd

Get Veeky Forums in here, I think we’re dealing with a Nurgle cultist.

tasted okay though, but to be honest, I didn't put much effort into preparing this, probably just order takeout for supper

clean your kitchen
sort yourself out

Are you proud that you live in your own filth so you post pictures of it on the internet?

What's up, masao?

Not enough peaches

I think I see some sambucha in there.

Oh shit are you that user with the tremendously filthy appartment ? I thought you died of sepsis or bubonic plague or something

requesting more kitchen pics

this stuff is like the Veeky Forums version of torture porn

>all that disgusting sewer water in the sink

user... do you need help?

clean
your
kitchen

Good thread in the making. Let's see the rest of your place OP, please.

There is something severely wrong with you OP.

Please go back to your al/ck/ containment thread

my fucking sides

MASAO

I don't know why people keep saying that to me every time I post.

It's not tremendously filthy that's a hyperbole, you should have seen my neighbours, although she cleaned it recently it's still comparable to my existence, but I keep all my dirt contained in certain areas whereas hers is like a layer of filth everywhere

You could come clean my sink, I guess, I don't know how that water just keeps getting dirtier, I never use that sink

You are probably completely desensitized to just how filthy your home is. I grew up in a hoarder home so I’ve been there, get out while you can and clean your fucking house.

Where do you live OP? Ill help you clean that shit

I'd never be able to get me hand in the water to release it
I'd throw those plates out
Fuck all of that

Notilop

>if I just throw my dishes away I won't have to do them and the sink won't ever get full

first user to actually give good advice, I obviously don't need those dishes anyway, that sink has been like that for months. I knew it was a mistake to put them in water to soak because I was never going to do them.

>implying the sink is the only issue

What you green texted wasnt my logic

I'd throw them out, buy new ones, and clean them

Though for someone like you I'd suggest never having real plates, and/or using a scrub brush with soap dispensing in them. You don't need to soak plates... Run hot water and scrub with soap... Get a drying rack and bam ez pz

Yes user, it is tremendously filthy. It is a horrible, horrible place you're living in.

What is wrong with you asking people to come clean your sink, pull your own weight and free that cat. The cat wants out.

>cleaning brand new plates

you people are obsessed

Clean them after using them user, don't be silly. I was implying routinely cleaning them

they never come when I ask them to come clean, it's easier to get girls to have sex with me than to get them to clean my house or make me dinner

If you buy plates that have been hanging around factories and warehouses you can either give them a good scrub before using them or accept that you'll die of gut agony. Like everything else, up to you.

Doesn't count if you pay or drug them.

I wouldn't come near your place in a hazmat suit.

Imagine the immune system on this guy

this

what the fuck is that pile of shit on the right? is it part of your dinner or an old collection of grease drippings?

>food on filthy counter
>food within millimeters of moldy sink swamp
You dirty fucking pig

>mfw too lazy to cook my own food again and too lazy to go down the street for food and have no cash to pay the neighbour to get my food

Are you the guy that encases all his hideous meals in plastic until the possum stole it all?

wat

HOLY SHIT THAT COUNTER IS FUCKING NASTY
SO IS YOUR FOOD YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT

if the city sees your home like that they would probably demolish it for being a hazard

No that's DinoTendies

Where's your drip tray ffs

Poor fucking cat it does not deserve to walk on such filth that is dirtier than outside, fuck you

Hope you die so the social services people can get into your house and clean it at least

People who don't deserve things:

Me and this meanspirited thread

long gone dunno where

your picture of vomiting is more crass than anything I have posted so don't give me that

Peace be upon him