Food Gore

Least it's not Frito pie, I swear the shit flyovers come up with

You're too modest. This is true food gore.

chilli loaded with cheese and onions atop corn chips makes you that fucking mad lol?

I can't wait until the day of the rope

Frito Pie may not be high cuisine but it's easy and not that bad.

Spam/baloney cucumbers rice and tomatoes? Not something I would think of but I’d give it a try.

Unless I’m food blind and don’t know what I’m looking at.

Whoever thought to put jam and corn flakes on the outside of the fucking bread is a complete retard

its pork belly retard
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Have you tried it before spouting your shit?

If you put this back in a 600° oven for like 4 minutes it'd probably be ok.

Not really fair to use a photo from someone's cooking blog or something that was intentionally framed to look like the in-game item, you don't HAVE to put them on the outside of the bread.

I've made Sinners Sandwich with the jelly and cornflakes in the actual sandwich instead of on the outside and it actually tasted pretty good. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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Buffalo chicken pizza
tater tots
shrimp/chicken Alfredo pasta
turkey lunchmeat sandwiches
crab Rangoon
salads involving Jell-o
anything cooked entirely in a slow cooker
fried mozzarella sticks
fruit flavored yogurt
smoothies
breakfast cereal
anything with canned cream of mushroom soup and an ingredient
chip dip made from sour cream and dehydrated onion soup mix
chopped salads with cheese and cold cuts
Montechristo sandwiches

but literally everything you posted is delicious

i wish i could easily buy that where i live, not for food but for thread

It's a list of foods that should not exist IMO. Deliciousness had nothing to do with it. There are people who would make the case for Hershey bars and McDonald's brugers being delicious.

How meta of you

I'd eat that. I wouldn't pay for it though.

>Buffalo chicken pizza

ill knife you m8

What get's me is the start
>vanilla pudding mix
>a fucking pudding mix
Also what the fuck is cool whip? Marshmallow whip or something?

Also snickers? A fucking snick... oh right AMERICAN... i forgot you guys have it worse than even fucking 3rd-worlders in their shitholes when it comes to chocolate bars.

your turn plz

this is now a food that should not exist but is actually kino thread.

oi oi oi

oh captain my captain

The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;

nigga this is a picture of some user's left over bibimbap. It's from a "what are you eating tonight" thread from a couple weeks ago, and I know you're the faggot you keeps spamming it

Euro coming through, Americans have no idea what they are missing.

Snickers is great, fuck off.

>vanilla pudding
>coolwhip
>snickers
>caramel
>marshmellows

salad

Is this a french fry/chip thing? Does americans consider desserts salad while brits think of it as a side to dinner?

Pineapple on pizza is an American thing though.

real gore coming through.

milk and sghetti' is actually kino

You couldn't come up with a more bullshit dish than Buffalo chicken pizza if you tried. Look at the premise: Substitute a ranch flavored sauce for pizza sauce. You're already retarded. Top with fried chicken (on a pizza?!) that has been tossed in a very strong vinegar based hot sauce. Then put fucking cheese on it. Nothing about that makes any sense. Fried chicken and cheese don't really go together, vinegar hot sauce and cheese don't go together, ranch dressing and cheese don't go together. Hell, vinegar based hot sauce doesn't even work with bread that well, which is why Buffalo chicken sandwiches don't really work.The only way the dish makes any sense whatsoever is when you realize it's a creation of corporate convenience - chain pizza joints added Buffalo wings to their menus over the last few decades, so why not offer them on a pizza - that shit is already there anyways. And it was brilliant of corporate at Domino's to realize a lot of their customers are people who are gleeful about eating garbage, so they knew it would sell.

>kino
Retard

Blame Canada - those fuckers started it.

>ranch
it's BLUE CHEESE you enormous dummy

mad cuz u don't eat the most kino of foods. You are into capeshit I bet.

Maybe if you're a four year old who finds tomato sauce too acidic.

Sorry, I don't speak Ebonics, you smelly porch-monkey.
Get back up your tree.

me on the right

Don't know what kind of abortion tier buffalo chicken pizza you've been exposed to, but most I've had are like a flatbread: no sauce on the crust, a layer of cheese, topped with grilled chicken tossed in buffalo sauce. It's not really a pizza at that point but still tasty

t. browses the worst boards.

sorry you only know basic bitch memes soy boy.

FOOD GORE COMING THROUGH

SENSITIVE STOMACHS LOOK AWAY

so what exactly is wrong with chinks anyways?

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I just looked it up. Other places use a ranch sauce. Not Domino's. The base for their Buffalo chicken pizza is fucking melted American cheese. I'd consider that equally wrong. But I agree that blue cheese goes much better with actual Buffalo wings than ranch, which shouldn't even be an option,

What were they thinking?

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>you only know basic bitch memes soy boy.
>proceeds to post the same old, tired webm yet again.
Way to up your credibility, fuckwit.

Is this a fetish thing or what?

>I expect a 1 dollar chocolate bar to be a top of the line dish
At least it's something you can aford, europoor.

dumping a few

I never want to hear the words "ham mixture" ever again.

>Chinese are people

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> le mousse
wa motherfuckin la

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That's a really good one.

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That's pretty basic bitch but it isn't bad.

sandwich

>$80/lb
What the fuck is it used for?

Why isn't it bleeding everywhere?

more than likely just some kind of ancient chinese magic boner remedy

Bullshit chinese "medicine"

In China there's a whole branch of cooking as medicine. A lot of the more far out ingredients supposedly have medicinal properties.

my mom makes something similar, would be a-okay without the snickers and caramel, also swap out that milk for canned pineapple. bretty gud

are you underage or something?
go to school kid.

I must have missed the class where amphibians don't have blood

Do white people think that all chopped things served in bowls are salads?

Knowing the Chinese; virility

youtube.com/watch?v=jMj8lNdFqV8

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>1dollar=roughly 1euro, little less
Meanwhile i can get chocolate bars that are actually fucking great, real damn oishii desu here in Funland for like 50cents!

I bet my dog would go nuts for those

sal·ad
ˈsaləd '
noun
A cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.

A mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.

Yes.

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ever had russian food? basically everything is some kind of salad if you cut it up small and smother it in mayonnaise and dill.

>browses /tv/ and /pol/
>thinks he browses "best boards"

You need to go back to plebbit.

>should not exist

Midwesterner here. I'd eat that.

sal·ad
/ˈsæl.əd/
noun
a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.
"a red pepper filled with tuna salad"
a vegetable suitable for eating raw.

you are a moron

>indian food
Kek

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My dad does this, he will put squeeze cheese on anything, to the point where my mother won't buy it anymore

Falafel is pretty good desu

way better without caramel, that's just too much

Cheez whiz is lazy af but its really not that bad.

The country should not exist, but Levantine cuisine is fantastic.

my grandma used to serve us these all the time
she'd use a pineapple ring to hold the pear half in place (all canned, of course) and top it with a dollop of miracle whip and a maraschino cherry.

damn, midwestern food of the 1950s was fucking weird.

Judging by the description in the picture, "Strengthening tendons and bones, promoting the circulation of blood."

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